Thank you for this!

To be honest here, my school life would have been so much better if we didn't teach them. Cuz fuck math. All the words and art and history, please.

But ya, people are stupid.

(Something tells me they didn't learn the words and history either.)

When we get to a certain age, we know that depending on context, it's either a compliment or foreplay. If the former, and you're real nice, you get stories. Consider yourselves warned.

Neither one of them should!

But he should try to redeem himself with even more gross and incriminating gossip, because it's been a shitty year and the rest of us deserve that.

I did an, um, arousing retelling of this last night with my father in law when he regretfully asked what happened to Keith Olberman. He got an earful.

And / Or waiting for a book deal. Whichever makes you the most money.

This is, hands down, one of the best films I've ever seen. And one of a handful that, to me, completely recognizes me. At least a younger me..... So completely underrated in how it captures tricky dynamics, brilliant writing, stunning performances all around. Just SO GOOD.

And making the InstaInk contract transfer for a minimum of 5 generations, whether they print things or not.

Thanksgiving at my place is fun! ;)

LOL. We got a brand new Camaro once, as a "Toyota Corolla or similar." It was the only car on the lot, we had no choice. I've never hated a car that much.

A stupid, gas-guzzling car in which neither of us can see over the dashboard is not an "upgrade."

I had the unique honor of answering my FIL's "whatever happened to Keith Olberman" question last night in a way that allowed me to say "RFK's cum-guzzling poetry" around the dinner table. And for that, I would also like a prize.

And am endlessly grateful to Lizza.

So I took the revolutionary step of <checking the actual numbers with a calculator>

EV sales in the EU, Jan-Oct, per ACEA

2024 = 1,172,737
2025 = 1,473,447

-> a rise of 25.6%

🤡🤡 "EV market slows" 🤡🤡

Look bad? Maybe. But not as bad as a narcissistic and unstable wannabe-strongman who has all the dirt on you can make you look.

..... do people not wear clothes and is that not what they're for?

But ya, fuck WAPO. I miss the paper they used to be, but have no regrets for unsubscribing.

Everything Everywhere? Not a comedy.

Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy, I think, but now it's just prophecy and that's not okay either....

.... bites tongue..... I have so much to say about Poor Things, but not to someone who hasn't seen it......

And ya, RHPS, right?

Then again, The Bear is not a comedy either..... ;)

.... the low-hanging fruit here........

What my gramma used to call "goat photos." I had always thought if everyone could just be honest about their kinks, we could avoid all this. BUT I NEVER THOUGH IT WOULD BE RAPING KIDS! I figured run of the mill kink.

So ya, lock them all up. Seize their assets. Save the world.

Easy. ;)

This is weird ass soldier cosplay that would make sense if he was a 9 year-old playing with toy soldiers.

What a pathetic man.

But as an adult, with a real army behind him, this is terrorism, illegal and unconstitutional. Where THE FUCK is congress.