milton keynesianism
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sorry, did you say “duck migration” or “duct ligation”? [he/him]
this mf doesn’t live in a society 😭
Took in a parcel for my neighbour three days ago; they've not been to collect it yet. Hope they don't think I'm supposed to take it round to them because that's not how this works. I will keep it forever.
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
this mf doesn’t live in a society 😭
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been in italy for approximately twenty minutes and got papers please-d by the carabineri
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
been in italy for approximately twenty minutes and got papers please-d by the carabineri
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Imagine being so innately misogynist that you believe an adult woman cannot be criticised for her politics or competence.
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Imagine being so innately misogynist that you believe an adult woman cannot be criticised for her politics or competence.
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Acknowledge, we humbly beseech thee, a sheep
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Acknowledge, we humbly beseech thee, a sheep
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when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
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Jet fuel can't melt steel breems
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Jet fuel can't melt steel breems
lol
I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
lol
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Me: (Just a regular ordinary lawyer, and definitely not a crackpot pursuing a wacky personal jihad) The gender wars
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Me: (Just a regular ordinary lawyer, and definitely not a crackpot pursuing a wacky personal jihad) The gender wars
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
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Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
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This is absolutely transcendent, divine almost, the most perfectly Kemi Badenoch statement: inane and irrelevant in the first place, and on further investigation, incoherent and imbecilic. She could not be less suited to public office but at least she comes with amazing gaffes!
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
This is absolutely transcendent, divine almost, the most perfectly Kemi Badenoch statement: inane and irrelevant in the first place, and on further investigation, incoherent and imbecilic. She could not be less suited to public office but at least she comes with amazing gaffes!
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Britain’s top selling right wing politics magazine, here: one straightforward fascist (Murray); a fascist and convicted sex offender (Taki); a raging far right wacko done for assaulting his wife (Liddle) and the crackpot editing the whole thing is Michael Gove, a former senior minister.
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Britain’s top selling right wing politics magazine, here: one straightforward fascist (Murray); a fascist and convicted sex offender (Taki); a raging far right wacko done for assaulting his wife (Liddle) and the crackpot editing the whole thing is Michael Gove, a former senior minister.
lol
"The BBC tried this after 'Final Final Version (2) - Do Not Edit (1)' failed."
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
lol
“no one had autism when I was at school”
It is once again that hallowed time of year, where my dad, The Mad Man of Thanksgiving himself, makes an insanely comprehensive spreadsheet for the renowned holiday meal
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“no one had autism when I was at school”
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hope all my american followers enjoy getting to do hand stuff with their cousins
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
hope all my american followers enjoy getting to do hand stuff with their cousins
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
tupac alive in orkney
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
tupac alive in orkney
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
the OBR social media admin trying to be clever with time zones:
I have good reason to hold back the announcement.
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
the OBR social media admin trying to be clever with time zones:
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At long last, space is opening up in British politics for Thatcherism
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
At long last, space is opening up in British politics for Thatcherism