is this performative stupidity or the real kind?

I’ve no idea what those are but they look like the worst croissants I’ve ever seen

might even treat myself to an “lmao”

I will quote tweet it with “lol,” as is tradition

there must be ingroups whom the law protects but does not bind, and outgroups whom the law fucks over at every possible opportunity

your party
oor party
a’body’s party!

mules are angry bastards but donkeys are really cute apparently

I went to a lecture by a professor of equine surgery whose headline message was “if you weren’t scared of horses before this talk, you will be afterwards”

me and my friends would have killed the cooperative delivery robot with hammers I can tell you that much

my auntie had a proper vendetta against craig brown after he left motherwell for aberdeen. she’d worked with his dad and talked about writing an angry letter to pittodrie saying his old man would have been disgusted by his behaviour. very funny.