a one-man murdertwunk
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gabe • 21+ • he/him • still depressed but v stressed
as hanukkah season approaches I am again reminded of the circa 1970s electric menorah I bought on ebay without checking the dimensions only to realize when it arrived that it was a foot across, solid brass, and the vintage incandescent flame-shaped bulbs emitted an intimidating amount of heat
December 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
as hanukkah season approaches I am again reminded of the circa 1970s electric menorah I bought on ebay without checking the dimensions only to realize when it arrived that it was a foot across, solid brass, and the vintage incandescent flame-shaped bulbs emitted an intimidating amount of heat
I tried to do the cute little word cloud but I haven't talked about shows enough this year so my keywords are all, like, fucking fuck normal without shit family brother
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I tried to do the cute little word cloud but I haven't talked about shows enough this year so my keywords are all, like, fucking fuck normal without shit family brother
if you really want to blow a victorian orphan child's mind don't give her a dorito, give her central heating
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
if you really want to blow a victorian orphan child's mind don't give her a dorito, give her central heating
me floating in the endless velvety black of space, to my horrified friend in mission control: y'know, as long as you really check your spacesuit over first and wear a hat it's actually not that bad (:
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
me floating in the endless velvety black of space, to my horrified friend in mission control: y'know, as long as you really check your spacesuit over first and wear a hat it's actually not that bad (:
time to burnout my syndrome. pray for me
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
time to burnout my syndrome. pray for me
when I got to the beach scene at the end of shine I made a noise like a dying buffalo
BL 2025 Wrapped: Your Year in Review
Day 3:
Which BLs had you crying your heart out this year?
Don’t forget the hashtag:
#BL2025Wrapped
Day 3:
Which BLs had you crying your heart out this year?
Don’t forget the hashtag:
#BL2025Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
when I got to the beach scene at the end of shine I made a noise like a dying buffalo
many thanks to thai speaking khemjira fans for letting the anglophones know that jet's First Time was specifically his first time bottoming. I am now pondering all the totally-not-sex he was having before show canon
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
many thanks to thai speaking khemjira fans for letting the anglophones know that jet's First Time was specifically his first time bottoming. I am now pondering all the totally-not-sex he was having before show canon
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
the main thing the BL roundup post is revealing to me is how incredibly bad I am at finishing shows
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
the main thing the BL roundup post is revealing to me is how incredibly bad I am at finishing shows
"so why does [x] cost so much?"
short answer is I can't tell you. long answer is global warming. you want specifics? great news, buddy, I can't tell you
short answer is I can't tell you. long answer is global warming. you want specifics? great news, buddy, I can't tell you
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"so why does [x] cost so much?"
short answer is I can't tell you. long answer is global warming. you want specifics? great news, buddy, I can't tell you
short answer is I can't tell you. long answer is global warming. you want specifics? great news, buddy, I can't tell you
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Happy old year
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Happy old year
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
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This is me politely asking you all to review this skeet and, as a result, think twice before engaging in "smell-this 'activism.'"
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is me politely asking you all to review this skeet and, as a result, think twice before engaging in "smell-this 'activism.'"
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
DID YOU SEE THIS AWFUL THING THIS AWFUL MAN SAID
HOW ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE GUY, ISN'T IT HE TERRIBLE
OK, so... why are you his street team? Why are you signal-boosting?
I was so deeply suspicious of the canadian hockey romance show for several reasons but I just downed both episodes in a daze and this shit is GAY gay
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I was so deeply suspicious of the canadian hockey romance show for several reasons but I just downed both episodes in a daze and this shit is GAY gay
I was living with my parents, one of whom had surgery at the worst time to do so and the other of whom was a worried overloaded introvert slowly vibrating out of their skin, and I got to take on the vast majority of cooking for them for a year or so
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I was living with my parents, one of whom had surgery at the worst time to do so and the other of whom was a worried overloaded introvert slowly vibrating out of their skin, and I got to take on the vast majority of cooking for them for a year or so
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KOSA will obliterate trans people's ability to have spaces and even communicate online. It MUST be stopped.
Tell your lawmakers to oppose the Kids Online Safety Act- there are better ways to protect kids online without throwing other vulnerable people under the bus.
www.stopkosa.com
www.stopkosa.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
KOSA will obliterate trans people's ability to have spaces and even communicate online. It MUST be stopped.
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One of my fave posts from the other site
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
One of my fave posts from the other site
as a twin some people really haven't thought about the long-term psychological effects of being eternally made to share your Special Day
Serious inquiry, because I’ve heard differing opinions on this.
Would you all date someone with the same birthday as you ? Why or why not ?
Would you all date someone with the same birthday as you ? Why or why not ?
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
as a twin some people really haven't thought about the long-term psychological effects of being eternally made to share your Special Day
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
went to a Fancy Old-Timey Mansion to have something to do with my family and watched my oversized brother nervously duck through all the doorways
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
went to a Fancy Old-Timey Mansion to have something to do with my family and watched my oversized brother nervously duck through all the doorways
I introduce my mom to dim sum and she hoards the entire order of garlic peapods. I introduce my mom to kbbq and she develops a fixation with the spinach namul
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I introduce my mom to dim sum and she hoards the entire order of garlic peapods. I introduce my mom to kbbq and she develops a fixation with the spinach namul
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It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
love meme time. now to log out in a panic so I can't self-doxx nice things I say about my friends gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
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November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
love meme time. now to log out in a panic so I can't self-doxx nice things I say about my friends gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...