hell yeah

learn five words of the local language it's not rocket surgery

due to my incurable volunteeritis I have just signed up to drag the Hanukkah Entity on a crosstown bus with its very delicate vintage lightbulbs

it's still lurking in my closet. waiting. leering,

hell yeah

never had a shower and got out of the shower to a warm bathrobe fresh from the drier. not once. if you warm your clothes near a fire you gotta worry about cinders

they know what food is but they've never been properly cozy on a sufficiently padded couch fucking around with an ipad pottery simulator in their entire lives

excuse me,

(nodding sagely) it's the wind that gets you

how cold was it this morning, you ask? yes.

google yiddish curses click on a page hit ctrl + f and type "turnip" or "bed" or "tooth". that's how I'm feeling right now

hope you're better soon! consider luo binghe's new modern popular guy haircut growing out and getting way too dense and poofy at the sides so shen qingqiu has to fuss and comb it three different ways and orbit around binghe with thinning shears for like 15 minutes before he makes one snip

I want this man torn apart by wild dogs

🫂🫂

literally three seconds in and I feel like I've been whacked in the head with a frying pan just from seeing gun's actual unfiltered skin texture

I gotta write tomorrow *after* an hour plus hanukkah concert organizing zoom. we can suffer together

they sportsed the sport real good and one of them one and one of them lost and they feel very grrr about it. time now for sex!

spotify staring at you like the homophobic dachshund