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“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry

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Inscription D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 16d

Starting every day with a star date and captain’s log would fix me

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15h

The bad thing? Rolling fapouts

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 17h

The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 15h

Not many people realize they called it the PS5 because pspspspsps didn't fit on the box

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Inscription D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 10h

—Ash Ketchum, in a field, with a Poke Ball

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 13h

i dont ignore my problems i rationalize them into submission

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12h

fermented strawbeeries

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 12h

babe lets turn this haunted house into an absolute nightmare

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 11h

Aligning frequencies must be a sign that paths are converging, it's pretty obvious right because I don't want to tell my new car it'll know when it meets the ONE and not to confuse it with parking perfectly

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 10h

theres nothing in a horror movie
that is scarier than accidentally
sending a message that isnt ready

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 11h

global warming is just earths fever as it fights off a sickness

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Inscription D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 10h

“I always look on the bright side of things”

Me: shut the fuck up Optimism Prime

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Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 17h

The feminine urge to hit people with a frying pan

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 13h

okay my boobs got a job [minimum wage] what other body part can i put to work

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Inscription D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 12h

the rod of god is best used by a rockin’ bod while nodding in a hot rod and eating some cod after laying some sod underneath a pod from the planet zod

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 14h

"what are you gonna be for halloween" a problem

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Inscription D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 12h

You make women so dry the staff of Moses is taking notes

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 21h

Now that i'm 46, i understand why pirates kept parrots. It's to help them remember words.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1d

At one point cavemen started drawing 🫘 on cave walls but they were so inaccurate all of the dinosaurs died of cringe.

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Inscription D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 22h

“How bad can a recession be” I say, fondly recalling my time in elementary school

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

this meeting needs a jump to recipe button

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mike☺︎! (discount dracula 🧛‍♂️) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 23h

"Ah, cuffing season," I say as I get arrested

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Inscription D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 22h

Maybe it’s a traumatic scar, maybe it’s Skarsgardbelline

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 23h

swedish scar cream by skarsgard

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 1d

in light of peoples’ bad bunny bowl reactions, I think we need to start confronting people with questions like “why do you believe that you are entitled to enjoy everything that happens?”

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23h

are you latin because you are joaquin all over my heart

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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 1d

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

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