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Vic Violence🔪 @vicviolence.bsky.social · 4h

Zeus:Don't say no right away... The eagle EATS his liver, but he's a god, so it grows back,everyday! It costs taxpayers NOTHING...

I Am A Pyrite King @iamapyriteking.bsky.social · 1d

Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I'll continue...

ZEUS: "I moved on her like a swan. When you're a god disguised as a shower of gold, they let you do it..."

Dr Alfredo Carpineti @drcarpineti.bsky.social · 1d

Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.

Arachne: of course the woke mind cannot comprehend somebody being proud of her work

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16h

Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!

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Jazzy @jazzyjones.bsky.social · 11h

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 6h

In order to prove their reporting is impartial, modern mainstream media journalists go out of their way to avoid showing a bias for democracy.

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Cat Graffam @catgraffam.bsky.social · 10h

wait you’re telling me after all this time in the frying pan I’m now going into the fire? Oh brother!

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17h

"Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life"

Image of matter-eater lad from the legion of superheroes

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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 12h

made a thing.
on sunday we rest.

a sleeping fox on a peace sign saying rest its goinh to be a long road

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 7h

Never feed honey to babies. They haven't earned the right to savor that golden nectar yet

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 22h

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon

(Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

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Vic Violence🔪 @vicviolence.bsky.social · 8h

this song is my marriage, and I'm Sting dancing awkwardly .

Tatjana @tatjana88.bsky.social · 10d

#80sTop30

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The Police - Wrapped Around Your Finger (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by ThePoliceVEVO

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Vic Violence🔪 @vicviolence.bsky.social · 8h

*sexy post sex jelly leg costume* - Is this something

Vic Violence🔪 @vicviolence.bsky.social · 8h

3 down, 1 to go

Vic Violence🔪 @vicviolence.bsky.social · 3d

2 down. 2 to go.

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I Am A Pyrite King @iamapyriteking.bsky.social · 1d

Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I'll continue...

ZEUS: "I moved on her like a swan. When you're a god disguised as a shower of gold, they let you do it..."

Dr Alfredo Carpineti @drcarpineti.bsky.social · 1d

Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.

Arachne: of course the woke mind cannot comprehend somebody being proud of her work

Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 1d

Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.

Odysseus: I did not cheat on my wife with a single woman. I mean, not a HUMAN woman anyway.