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🦇Caz🦇 @themightycaz.bsky.social · 15h

They "Torment Nexus'd" the Wheelers from Return to Oz...

🦇Caz🦇 @themightycaz.bsky.social · 15h

a football player with the word patriots on his shirt

ALT: a football player with the word patriots on his shirt

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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 18h

[Scene is a DRINKS PARTY with various monstrous horror characters - proper grown-up, modern horror film type nightmare things - and they are standing around chatting. A little GREEN BLOB MONSTER called Dan is being introduced to the other monsters].

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MONSTER 1 [introducing the little blob to the other monsters]:
Everybody, this is Dan

GROUP OF THREE MONSTERS:

Hi Dan!

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MONSTER 2:
Pleased to meet you Dan, I’m Peter

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MONSTER 3:
I’m Mary

MONSTER 4:
I’m Sean

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MONSTER 1:
Peter is an extended metaphor for bereavement

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MONSTER 1:
Mary is a manifestation of intergenerational trauma

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MONSTER 1:
And Sean is a body-horror chimera expressing the cannibalistic dynamics of late-stage capitalism.

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MONSTER 4:
And what do you, Dan?

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BLOB MONSTER:
I’m a green blob that lives in the toilet and bites you on the arse.

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MONSTER 3:
Gosh…
So is that like a metaphor for… society… or…?

BLOB MONSTER:
No.

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BLOB MONSTER:
I’m a basic, old fashioned, meaningless horror movie monster. I’m a green blob in your toilet. I bite you on the arse.

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[They all look disgusted]

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[As the other monsters look awkward and drift away, Blob monster thinks]:

I hate parties

[ends]

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 19h

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

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Coates is Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 22h

I AM TIRED OF EARTH. THESE PEOPLE. I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.

An unhappy looking cat sat with its back towards us, its paws on a small table. Across the table is a mirror in which we see the cat’s face. The mirror is starkly lit from above, making everything around the cat and the table dark

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🦇Caz🦇 @themightycaz.bsky.social · 22h

Skeets from the 1870's be like

Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social · 22h

Just saw a lad from school on a penny farthing

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Wyatt Sinclair @wyattswickedgoods.com · 1d

Bluesky still never beating the allegations.

Someone quote tweeting my calming post about enjoying rain on my roof by assuming they know my life and that I've never experienced a roof leak.

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🦇Caz🦇 @themightycaz.bsky.social · 1d

It's either an accident or someone that needs 24 hour care and supervision to prevent them from jabbing their own eardrums in with pencils cuz an LLM told them to.

Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 1d

Fireworks going off during daylight hours. Well done, everyone

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 1d

you get actors like Alec Guinness despising their genre work, or like Jeremy Brett being massively screwed up by it, and then you get Christopher Lee calling his cat Renfield.

Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 1d

Christopher Lee with his cat, Renfield.

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🦇Caz🦇 @themightycaz.bsky.social · 1d

"You're so ginger you get sunburnt in October" is such a scathing insult lolololol

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🦇Caz🦇 @themightycaz.bsky.social · 1d

Oh mate 🫂 didn't catch this last night, I'm so sorry x

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🦇Caz🦇 @themightycaz.bsky.social · 1d

Putting the dungarees back on to knuckle down with the diy. So long as I remember to do some leg stretches and accept the inevitable minor cuts and bruises, I should be OK 👍

Medieval art depicting a man in chainmail getting an axe to the head. He looks mildly annoyed

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

This is the most amazing kickstarter reward I’ve ever seen

WORF'S NOSES! When Doug Drexler was a makeup artist on "Star Trek: The Next Generation," he often rescued Michael Dorn's prosthetic noses from the trash when they were removed from Dorn at the end of the day. A limited number of these preserved pieces are available as Add-Ons when you back the campaign.

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Siobhán McElduff @siobhanmcelduff.bsky.social · 2d

It's time to bring back the traditional Irish rural pursuit of burning down the houses of landlords. According to this, it'll be fine as we're only indulging in what our ancestors did.

Virgin Media News @virginmedianews.bsky.social · 2d

🗣️ “If a fox is being ripped limb from limb and is dying a slow and agonising death - how can you say you abhor animal cruelty?”

🗣️ “These are rural pursuits and have been for many, many years.”

Heather Humphreys discusses her support for fox hunting and hare coursing.

#TheBigInterview

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 2d

Excuse me?

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 4d

Needs to be a little warning that pops up any time someone tries to reply to a post on here that says "WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO A STRANGER IN PERSON, OR WOULD IT BE WEIRD? ARE YOU SURE IT WOULDN'T BE A WEIRD OR OVER-FAMILIAR THING TO SAY? TO A STRANGER WHO DOESN'T KNOW YOU? KEVIN? KEVIN ARE YOU SURE?"