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Hello you fool, I love you
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Argh! Get these pins out of me! How can anyone be so cruel to a tweet?! Please let me die!
C-c-c-c-c-cocaine
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Just before he does the crane kick.
Share an iconic scene 🖤
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Two Face, Clayface, Baby-face, Scarface. All Batman villains. Baffling that The Joker wasn't called Smiley Face.
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
We found this in our garage left by the previous owner. I fear it may be possessed by the dead man.
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What the doctors found when your mum had her stomach pumped
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Hello you rocking young man, is Dinosaur Senior around at all?
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Looking back at my tweets yesterday. Hard to believe that I was sober.
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Jess and I are currently workshopping a gameshow that's like The Voice but with revolving Cuck Chairs.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I love Rusty Nails. It's like someone looked at an Old Fashioned and discovered a way to make the sugar syrup alcoholic.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A blaxploitation Mary Poppins called Blary Bloppins.
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Anyone got any ideas how I can get this mysterious stain out of my shirt?
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
What if we kissed in the crying corner?
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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I've just seen that Keira Knightley/Joe Wilkinson advert again.
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Blimey
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Not too late to order this Christmas card
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November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I love Roy Wood but in the I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day video he is objectively terrifying
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My desires are... unconventional (listening to Jess practice Babooshka)
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This job interview keeps taking evermore surreal turns #totp
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Please, Mr Boombastic was my father's name. Call me Barry.

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Just remembered I snapped this on the way home
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'll give you a fist of pure emotion in a minute #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Extraordinary Touch and Go fact. David Lowe, who wrote it, also went on to write the Countryfile theme, and the BBC News music which has been on for over 25 years now. #totp
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
No, I meant did you have any questions about the interview #totp
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Top tip; get lots of retweets by having sex with followers
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM