It was at the end of the garden, but I swear it's getting closer
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It was at the end of the garden, but I swear it's getting closer
Own axis. Although the thought of a merry go of chairs revolving around someone's nan getting fucked is making me piss myself.
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Own axis. Although the thought of a merry go of chairs revolving around someone's nan getting fucked is making me piss myself.
No, revolving chairs.
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
No, revolving chairs.
Why yes, we are from the Fens. How could you tell?
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Why yes, we are from the Fens. How could you tell?
At moment what we've got is a family watch a beloved elderly relative engaging in vigorous love making. The winner is the one who keeps watching the longest.
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
At moment what we've got is a family watch a beloved elderly relative engaging in vigorous love making. The winner is the one who keeps watching the longest.
I'll give it a go tonight. Thanks!
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'll give it a go tonight. Thanks!
The worse thing is I've no idea how it happened
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The worse thing is I've no idea how it happened
I refurb a machine earlier this year. Absolutely clunky and worse than VHS, but really charming.
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I refurb a machine earlier this year. Absolutely clunky and worse than VHS, but really charming.
Me reading your tweets
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Me reading your tweets