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Screaming on the inside https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaajhkjtuhn46

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 14d

I'll have that lobotomy now, thanks

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 4h

Don't even talk to me until i've had my vivisection

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 5h

Contrary to popular belief, shouting "I'm a scientist" doesn't make you right or a scientist. It is pretty funny though

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16h

How did all these people get invite codes?

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 17h

That’s the perfect amount of tentacles!

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 17h

Needs more tentacles

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 17h

😂😂

a woman in a dress is riding on the back of a large octopus .

ALT: a woman in a dress is riding on the back of a large octopus .

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 17h

Ooh-la-la!

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 17h

Let me slip into something a little more eldritch

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ⒶnarchyⒶlways @stephenmagpie.bsky.social · 17h

that'll show em!

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MariedeGhoulnay @mariedegournay.bsky.social · 17h

a woman in a suit is smiling and says i feel very proud of you

ALT: a woman in a suit is smiling and says i feel very proud of you

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 18h

I've decided to become the horrors

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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 1d

Gm folks, happy chump day!

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · Jul 19

I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.

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'dro👻 @clowndro.bsky.social · 1d

I put a picture of my actual face on my work teams account and they immediately promoted me to head hogslopper

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Erin O'Brien @erincle.bsky.social · 2d

Every effing morning ...

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 1d

And now we return to our regularly scheduled derailment already in progress

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve been in front of the computer too long. Time to take a break and look at my phone.

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 2d

Don't even talk to me until i've had my psychotic episode

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 2d

Have the day i deserve? Yeah, well same to you fuckface

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 12d

The worst part about ignoring a text until tomorrow is the tomorrow part.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13d

Missed connection:

I entered the elevator. You were already gone but your lingering perfume made me use my rescue inhaler.

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Jun 29

I just heard The Clash in the grocery store and I have problems with this

1. It makes me feel bad for The Clash

2. They weren't playing "Lost in the Supermarket" I mean come tf on

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 2d

Another day, another...eh

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry i'm late there were dark clouds in the crystal ball, you see

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 3d

😂😘