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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 1d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

We're pivoting to video.

Natasha Simonova @philistella.bsky.social · 1d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 4d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Mo' Problems @lordmo.bsky.social · 1d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Patient has Medicaid Georgia.

michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 1d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

We're pivoting to video.

Natasha Simonova @philistella.bsky.social · 1d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.

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Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil.bsky.social · 1d

@zakkoonce.bsky.social presents another island of digital sanity:

www.patreon.com/posts/welcom...

Welcome! | Zak's Planet of Garbage

www.patreon.com

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Andrew S(poooky) 👻🎃 @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 1d

If I chose to invest in speculative bubbles I would simply sell before the bubble burst, maybe I’m built different

warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 1d

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 1d

FRAME FOUR: the elephant is buying two shovels. The donkey is smirking.

D: (in thought balloon) Joke's on him! Wait 'til he sees how hard I sandbag that dig!

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Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil.bsky.social · 1d

Gotta rewatch it now.

Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil.bsky.social · 1d

Observe some intelligent life.

Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 1d

Screw it, let's get this party started.

Welcome! | Zak's Planet of Garbage

www.patreon.com

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 1d

Screw it, let's get this party started.

Welcome! | Zak's Planet of Garbage

www.patreon.com

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Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil.bsky.social · 4d

“The gods of Olympus have abandoned me, and now there is no hope.”

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Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil.bsky.social · 4d

I’m too stubborn for a break week.

www.extra-evil.com/strolling-in...

Extra Evil - Strolling In Late

Today's Fortune: Find a new artist to stalk every week.

www.extra-evil.com

Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil.bsky.social · 4d

Ah, today’s the day every joke’s “seasons exist.”

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merritt @merrittk.com · 5d

i wrote an instruction manual for a fictional CD-i game where you play as an executive at a company that produces RC cars in the 90s 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...

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Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil.bsky.social · 5d

I wrote this about the Friend madness.

1900hotdog.com/2025/10/upse...

Upsetting Day: Friend🌭 - 1-900-HOTDOG

Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

1900hotdog.com

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extra-dimensionally notdeadyet @theredlongitude.bsky.social · 6d

This sort of felt like reading a modern Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven, which is either a compliment or a curse

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 6d

In this week's FREE article, @seemoreevil.bsky.social makes a friend! An AI friend. Yes, he bought one of those AI necklaces and wore it for comedy science. Everyone read his article and say thank you, or I'm sorry. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/upse...

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Ingrid Ask Me About Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service @ingridblythe.bsky.social · 6d

Every article is Dennard gaining another level. In something. And level go up is always better and never cursed or a trap.

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 6d

For the better? I haven't read the article yet so I'm going to assume for the better.

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Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil.bsky.social · 6d

It is, in fact, as if I absorbed a hundred self improvement books.

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Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil.bsky.social · 6d

I’m changed now.

1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 6d

In this week's FREE article, @seemoreevil.bsky.social makes a friend! An AI friend. Yes, he bought one of those AI necklaces and wore it for comedy science. Everyone read his article and say thank you, or I'm sorry. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/upse...

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Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil.bsky.social · 7d

Today's Fortune: Some friends are real. Some friends are Adobe Creative Cloud.

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But...Sam died ten years ago? @tattersking.bsky.social · 9d

Beaming at a g.k Chesterton reference in a podcast about white chicks. How does this happen? Dennard is a genius, listen and find out

Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil.bsky.social · 15d

And appear on the @1900hotdog.bsky.social podcast. I'm told it's my best appearance *and* the worst thing I've done to someone. Nice.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgtp...

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 246, White Chicks with Dennard Dayle

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG

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Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil.bsky.social · 12d

I thought I was mixing up names and faces for at least a week.

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Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil.bsky.social · 12d

Rain, sleet, shutdown:

www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-b...

Extra Evil - Bully the Mayor Day

Today's Fortune: Insoles are neck-and-neck with love.

www.extra-evil.com

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Lydia Bugg @youknowlydia.bsky.social · 13d

That’s right. I will actually dance fight! I’m not afraid!

Auralnauts @auralnauts.bsky.social · 13d

Today's episode of the Auralnauts Movie Podcast is Breakin', a film about dance fighting and, frustratingly, refusing to dance fight.

soundcloud.com/auralnauts-1...

Guest @youknowlydia.bsky.social watched it for the first time and this is her now

a man in a red jacket and hat is laying on his stomach on the floor .

ALT: a man in a red jacket and hat is laying on his stomach on the floor .

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