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@rhysbrando.bsky.social

1.1K followers 340 following 3K posts

18+ ONLY. 🔞 34. He/Him or They/Them. no minors, no maps, no antis and no creeps. Multiple fandoms ahoy. Woe, porn and shitposts be upon ye.

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Professional Monsterfucker @rhysbrando.bsky.social · Oct 20

be advised I have a tendency to repost smut and guro so if you're not into that I'm sorry

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Professional Monsterfucker @rhysbrando.bsky.social · 4h

he's gonna say the gamer words

A Shadow the Hedgehog plush, positioned as if he's using a keyboard to play a computer game.

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💜 Noz 💜 @nozdraws.art · 4h

In other entirely unsurprising news.

𝕸𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖎𝖙 𝕺𝖓𝖎⛧(RayneYoruka) @rayneyoruka.yorukasworld.org · 1d

Twitch thinking about implementing AI clipping tool, this means yalls voice is gonna be scraped.

You better vote against it.

twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92471...

#twitch

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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 5h

Hey, all! Two months into striking, things are getting… uncomfortably tight. I’m so proud of doing my part for collective action with my BCGEU colleagues ✊, but my bank account is growling and my bills are grinning.

If you’ve enjoyed my work and have the means to help out: PayPal.me/aidanmoher

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Professional Monsterfucker @rhysbrando.bsky.social · 4h

YALL ONE OF MY BESTIES GOT ME A SHADOW PLUSH AS A LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT 😭 I WUV HIMMMMMM

A young man with short, brown hair and a blue tee shirt holding a Shadow the Hedgehog plush from Build-A-Bear

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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 4h

🚨Incoming Stream🚨

It's Halloween Season so to set the mood I'm finally playing Silent Hill f. Going live in an hour.

I'm also starting my rent fundraiser because nothing is scarier than a landlord.

See you there @ kzxcellent.live

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Tal🏳️‍⚧️ ⭐️they/them @talyatheeenby.bsky.social · 7h

Hey folks! I have a few doctors appointments lined up in the next month. I often miss important appointments because I don't have bus fare. Could y'all help me raise $110 for a 1 month bus pass?
PayPal.m e/talyai
Venmo: @irl_punch
Cashapp: $atthezoo94

#ma #helpsky #disabilitycrowdfund

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Olive Official @oliveofficial.bsky.social · 2d

44/600
My cat Misa currently has a lump that needs to be looked at. This will cover exam, x-rays, and blood work. We appreciate anything. Appointment is 11/3
C: $oliveandmisa
PP: Oliveandmisa
V: Olivia-Harrell-8
kofi: ko-fi.com/oliveandmisa
GFM: gofund.me/952217ac4

#TBNC #Mutuaidrequest #Fundsky

An image of fall themed flowers and two pictures on the bottom left and top right corners of a brown and white tabby cat. On the top right corner is a picture of fat light skinned hands making a shape of a lump on a cats shoulder blade. The bottom left is a picture of a Brown and white tabby cat with her paws crossed on a pink and white striped bedding. There is text that says "Mutual Aid Request My 18-19 year old cat Misa has a golf ball size lump on her shoulder blade and is in urgent need of funds to help cover the vet visit to get check out and possibly re moved to see if it's cancer or benign. We appreciate anything. Goal is $600 for the visit and Ubers to and from the vets.

Cashapp: $oliveandmisa
paypal: Oliveandmisa
venmo: Olivia-Harrell-8
kofi: https://ko-fi.com/oliveandmisa
gofundme: https://gofund.me/952217ac4"

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mimisephora69.bsky.social @mimisephora69.bsky.social · 22d

$151/$400

My name is Mimi and I have a 10 year old kitty that I'm raising by myself. I've been struggling lately and a little help could go a long way. I just wanna be able to stay house. Anything is appreciated 💖🙏🏽

Cashapp: $mimilapini
Venmo: Mimi-Sephora29
PayPal: mimisephora

#mutualaidrequest

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Dr. Divya 🇵🇸🧿 (offline) @divyampersaud.com · 17h

Please share ❤️‍🩹 The duty is still to Palestinian life—no one can afford for us to risk forgetting this duty.

We’re partnered with six families & a displacement camp to help them secure food, shelter, winter & newborn supplies, repair costs.

16 hours left and we’re matching 215 ‼️ 182/1000

Keep Hope Alive: a Gaza Giving Circle

We are a team of volunteers in the US and UK, led by two sisters passionate about helping our friends on the ground keep their families and neighbors alive with food, water, & shelter. We saw that…

chuffed.org

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Fuck Jay, fuck this app, #FreeLink @qatapult.bsky.social · 1d

Logged into browser to let y'all know there's been no movement here in days. #Blackcrowdfunding

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 6h

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Professional Monsterfucker @rhysbrando.bsky.social · 5h

god I feel that

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 6h

HE HAS BEEN GOING FOR OVER 20 HOURS!!!

JOIN US AS WE WATCH HIM GO!

LIVE NOW: Democratic Senator Has Been Filibustering For Over 20 Hours And Counting!

God on Substack

www.thegodpodcast.com

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Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 6h

‪Just to be clear, every additional $1 billion in SNAP expands the GDP by roughly $1.54 billion and supports thousands upon thousands of jobs. SNAP circulates dollars directly and immediately into the economy. Farmers, grocers, and truckers all benefit. We are FUCKING UP big time.‬

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 12h

I know I'm always banging on about this, but food banks can do so much more with your donation if you give money rather than food itself.

skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 12h

food banks have already been under pressure over the past several years, and with SNAP benefits expiring they're going to be the only safety net for a lot of people

please donate what you can. $100 can feed several families for a month because of the discounts and purchasing power they have

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🌸Bibi🌸♿ (formerly bibicosplays) @bibiblossoms.bsky.social · 1d

Here's 2 of my fave looks so far in the Pokémon Legends Z-A game! Still collecting more outfits!

2 different outfits from Pokémon Legends Z-A

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1692 salem witch trials of mana 🎃 @plushie.gay · 4d

it's 1999. the christian right is starting a moral panic about pokemon because of "satanic propaganda".

it's 2025. the christian right is starting a moral panic about pokemon because of "woke propaganda".

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Fiend Jr. @fiendjr.bsky.social · 22h

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 21h

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Hunter/Hubris (XIV 7.2+ Spoilers) @sykhotic.bsky.social · 20h

The Exeggutor Island cutscene.

NESbot @nesbot.bsky.social · 20h

Is there any reason to play the original Pokemon Sun/Moon over the Ultra versions?
www.resetera.com/threads/13...

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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 23h

Twitter user @fltchrr "We need a pride flag for unemployed people" reposted by Twitter user @rainfxllen with the tiers meme format.

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☢️ GODZILLA’S WIFE ☢️ @gojiraspouse.bsky.social · 1d

My friend is sick and urgently needs $45 to travel to urgent care, these extra emergency funds are to get a ride and pay for care. If she cant get any funds she’ll have to dig into what she is saving and that will set her back from escaping abuse.

💸💕 #CriticalEmergencyMutualAid #TransSupportMA

☢️ GODZILLA’S WIFE ☢️ @gojiraspouse.bsky.social · 5d

I have a trans friend in need who has to stay off socmed and be anonymous for her safety. She helped me before and now I want to help her.

Her mutual aid: youpay.me/PinkAlmond

#CriticalEmergencyMA #DisabilitySupportMA #TransSupportMA #MutualAid #HelpSky
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My friend (who I‘ll call X) needs help. She’s a multiply marginalized trans person in an unsafe abusive environment, and she can’t post mutual aid without risk of more harm. I’m trying to help her. She sent me a link that allows anon exchanges, it’s what is safe for her.
🔗 https://youpay.me/PinkAlmond 🔗
Her goal is $1,200.
How it will be used:
Moving, planning and the associated costs. (biggest priority!)
Food, meds and other needs that will help her survive.
Eventual feminizing transition surgery, once everything else is taken care of. (low priority, but she needs to start saving for it now.)
X was SA’d by family members and has seizures due to brain damage caused by the abuse. She’s severely traumatized. She needs to get out of there. She’s in the South and you know that can be an unsafe place for queers/trans folk.
ANY amount helps.
Please remember that she has to stay anonymous for her physical safety, hence why I’m hoping my post can get her some funds to escape and take care of herself.

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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 1d

Pokémon out here just sharing a Silent Hill Pokemon game

Pokemon account sharing a horror abandoned apartment.
Looks very creepy

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 1d

Mamdani is already reducing crime in New York.

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midnightsun49.bsky.social @midnightsun49.bsky.social · 19h

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