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☢️ GODZILLA’S WIFE ☢️
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❌MINORS DNF❌ Mid-40s. Cis lady, she/her. Autistic queer elder. Old fart fandom hag. Monsterfucker. Shitposter. I have fanfics older than some of you. Get off my lawn if you harass people for transgressive fiction. Trans rights or I bite!
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Direct aid risks my disability benefits, so Amazon wishlists is how I seek help. Delivery address is a trusted person, not my home.

URLs are shortened.

Needs list (clothes, everyday items, etc.)
svo.bz/Needs 🙏🏻

Off-grid prep list (batteries, lights, etc.)
svo.bz/Prep 🕯️

💸💕
#MutualAid
Following me entails being subjected to random Godzilla spam, monsterfucker thirst tweets, astronomical levels of autism and old lady queer mumbling. Enjoy your stay.
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Trafalgar Law, a summary:
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Been giggling at this for awhile.

youtu.be/2XzuuWoMZ7g
Monster Speed Comparison | Speed Comparison in 3D | Part 01
YouTube video by Data Ball
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Ever seen a crocodile run before? Now you have.

youtu.be/uZWTqBbpi_E
Cuban Crocodile Galloping Compilation
YouTube video by GatorJake456
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Godzilla with a Santa hat?

Godzilla with a Santa hat.
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Maybe it’s from being a kid in the 80s, but I swear I had at least one friend every Christmas who had a short, fat Christmas tree shaped like this. Are those still around or did they vanish with the 1980s?
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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If you want a dark, messed up cosmic horror fanfic about Shin Godzilla becoming the universe, here you go.

archiveofourown.org/works/51110923
Cosmic Within - Cyndi - Godzilla - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Medical people are doing a shit job looking into my mom’s shoulder pain, which is possibly a torn nerve. Meanwhile they’re treating her like a drug seeker when she’s in agony to the point of not being able to function. Fuck healthcare!

She’s 80 years old and in pain, DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS AND HELP.
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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😎
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It’s mine and the writing says “I SUCKED GODZILLA’S DICK”
"Original Van Halen Rules"
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We're about to get slammed by an unexpected snowstorm tonight/tomorrow and I am not well enough to spend time/ energy fundraising.

Please help? linktr.ee/wylder

We could use giftcards for Aldi or Meijer too for needed groceries.
Save Wylder & his loved ones? | Linktree
🏳️‍🌈43 🏳️‍⚧️He/They ♿Disabled ♾️AuDHD 🖖Geek 💜Surviving on kind donations🙏
linktr.ee
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Nothing yet, please help? It's getting to be too late to prep and we need help NOW so we arent putting others in danger bc we dont have a car. We HAVE to make an order.
Venmo.com/u/MousePounder
Venmo.com/u/WishMage
Cash.app/$WishMage
PayPal.me/MousePounder
PayPal.me/WyldWish

linktr.ee/wylder
Save Wylder & his loved ones? | Linktree
🏳️‍🌈43 🏳️‍⚧️He/They ♿Disabled ♾️AuDHD 🖖Geek 💜Surviving on kind donations🙏
linktr.ee
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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We're about to get slammed by an unexpected snowstorm tonight/tomorrow and I am not well enough to spend time/ energy fundraising.

Please help? linktr.ee/wylder

We could use giftcards for Aldi or Meijer too for needed groceries.
Save Wylder & his loved ones? | Linktree
🏳️‍🌈43 🏳️‍⚧️He/They ♿Disabled ♾️AuDHD 🖖Geek 💜Surviving on kind donations🙏
linktr.ee
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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how it feels to find a fic with the exact combination of tags you were looking for
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
KAIJU TESTICLES
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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OH BOY TIME FOR THE WALMART POOP OF DOOM STORY…

💩🧵
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ever seen a crocodile run before? Now you have.

youtu.be/uZWTqBbpi_E
Cuban Crocodile Galloping Compilation
YouTube video by GatorJake456
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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It's our 23rd anniversary celebration! Come say hi and celebrate with us!

www.twitch.tv/domevansoffi...

#twitch #streamer
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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MAGA is American Fascism. That shouldn't even be controversial at this point but in case it is, here is my most comprehensive essay to date explaining and demonstrating that fact.

open.substack.com/pub/billieis...
Yes MAGA is American Fascism
A post for the trolls - with slides
open.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
SHOVING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS UP GODZILLA’S URETHRA RIGHT NOW
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Godzilla with a Santa hat?

Godzilla with a Santa hat.
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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cat study
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM