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@rhysbrando.bsky.social

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18+ ONLY. 🔞 34. He/Him or They/Them. no minors, no maps, no antis and no creeps. Multiple fandoms ahoy. Woe, porn and shitposts be upon ye.

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Professional Monsterfucker @rhysbrando.bsky.social · Oct 20

be advised I have a tendency to repost smut and guro so if you're not into that I'm sorry

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Professional Monsterfucker @rhysbrando.bsky.social · 2h

this level of greed was warned about in the bible

A screenshot from Pokemon Legends ZA. A Slurpuff sits at a cafe table with four plates of macarons, while my character has a cup of coffee.

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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 4h

My dentist marched in No Kings last weekend.

He is obviously anteetha

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Laura Anne Gilman @lauraannegilman.bsky.social · 22h

QOTD: "…if you genuinely believed that preteen girls are old enough to be mothers while males in their thirties are too young to comprehend fascism, then you logically wouldn't trust men to be responsible for anything more consequential than a balloon animal, let alone a government."

-Dean Burnett

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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 4h

All seasons of "Ambient Swim" (Adult Swim, 2021-2025) are now available for free on Youtube.
6 hours of chill music and loop animations (by different artists) to help you relax.
>> www.catsuka.com/news/2025-10...

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Professional Monsterfucker @rhysbrando.bsky.social · 3h

does he know *anything* at all? I'm starting to think someone replaced his brains with fucking mashed potatoes

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Zephyra Aurora Ladywood 🏳️‍⚧️ @zal-cryptid.bsky.social · 3h

I found the copy of Babes in Toyland I read as a kid 💕

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Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 4h

Please share & give to help Ahmad's family of 11 survive the aftermath of 2 yrs of Israel's genocidal famine & destruction of Gaza. They've been left homeless & with nothing, & are in urgent need of funds for food, healthcare, & shelter ($700 for a tent):

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Kris Werewolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 3h

darkly funny that the GOP is desperately trying to weaponize shootings against the left but they spent 40 years actively training americans to move past them instantly so everyone has forgotten charlie kirk even existed already

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Luke Baker (BRAMBLE IS OUT NOW) @spacemacchiato.bsky.social · 5h

The god of autumnal rot. Or the pumpkin patch. Or something along those lines. 🍁🍂🎃

Quadrupedal pumpkin man with stems lining his back. His jack-o’-lantern face features human teeth. Labeled “stemspine”

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ChaiWolf @chaiwolf.bsky.social · 8h

He's got terminal baby disease cause he is baby 💖🤣

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FrodoLove @frodolove.bsky.social · 17h

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Fatgum's Bubblegum🔞 @zombbean.bsky.social · 21h

gofund.me/7de432e25

I hate putting these up, but it's literally getting into not only gang territory here, but also unsafe living conditions in our house.

Even if you can't donate, sharing also means a heck of a lot.

Donate to Help us leave unsafe living conditions, organized by Alexzandria Fancher

Hello there, my name is Alex. I live in an unsafe neighborhood. The… Alexzandria Fancher needs your support for Help us leave unsafe living conditions

gofund.me

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Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · 4h

My statement on the most recent credible death threat against me.

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Professional Monsterfucker @rhysbrando.bsky.social · 3h

I really wish I could leave but unfortunately most countries won't even accept immigrants with autism let alone all the other issues I have 🫠

Professional Monsterfucker @rhysbrando.bsky.social · 3h

so apparently now I may have to worry about snap not being funded because the Guardians of Pedophiles won't release the fucking Epstein Files? on top of getting denied AGAIN for disability, probably also because of those useless cucks? man this country fucking sucks.

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 9h

Must Be nice SQUEAKER Johnson
To Get Paid,Get Your Premium
Healthcare, And Not Even Show Up For Work ! Fuck RepubliKKKan
Work Ethics.......

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 1d

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 7h

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Fugitive from Fascists @ryansforbeson.bsky.social · 1d

Dammit. A client made me take them to Buffalo Wild Wings two weeks ago. Had I known id have pushed harder. Look at these places!!

Tracy @wacket.bsky.social · 1d

Hit them where it hurts!

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 8h

Mike Johnson has given the house a very very very very very very very very very long vacation because he’s worried about the Epstein files

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 7h

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 6h

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𝙹𝚊𝚢 𝙵 𝙰𝚛𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚍 @jayfarrellarnold.bsky.social · 22h

Yeah. So The White House
is designated a National Historic Landmark.

That means:

It’s formally recognized as having exceptional national historical significance.

Any substantial changes, demolitions, or new construction affecting it are tightly restricted.

It’s not his house! WTF.

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 6h

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 5h

WOW. A third of ICE recruits can’t pass a fitness test that I do multiple times a week, and I’m a 51 year old woke cat lady with a nose ring who loves a soy latte.

Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 20h

Lecturing active soldiers about being too fat while dropping standards so low for the ICE deportation force that a third of their recruits can't handle the easiest PT test I've ever heard of www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

More than a third have failed so far, four officials told me, impeding the agency’s plan to hire, train, and deploy 10,000 deportation officers by January. To pass, recruits must do 15 push-ups and 32 sit-ups, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes.
“It’s pathetic,” one career ICE official told me, adding that before now, a typical class of 40 recruits had only a couple of candidates fail, because the screening process was more rigorous.

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