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🕷️💀 Reg Ipsa Spookquitur 🦇🪦 @regipsaloquitur.com · 2h

My Canadian friend is asking me about US airports because she's flying into nu WAHRK and has been hearing things.

I had to tell her that Newark: is like newer…k.

😂

But that is my new favorite pronunciation.

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 8h

undead girlfriend
@hausofholes.bsky.social
he asked for the Girlfriend Experience so I had a panic attack and made him drive me to the ER and wait with me for 6 hours for them to tell me I'm fine
September 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 8h

all very reminiscent of how Brett Kavanaugh’s life was going to be “ruined” if he didn’t get to be on the Court over a few measly sexual assaults

A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10h

"Oh so there's no path to redemption?" Sure there is. Most paths to redemption don't run through the U.S. Senate, though. Go, live a good life. Farm oysters. Diminish and go into the East and be an always improving Graham Platner. Do not be a Senator. And remove that fucking tat.

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Whey Standard @wheystandard.bsky.social · 7h

In a way, you're right, he shouldn't have removed the SS Death's Head tattooed on his chest for nearly two decades because of what Democrats might think, he should have removed the SS Death's Head tattooed on his chest because because it's an abhorrent thing to have tattooed on your chest.

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Oak and Irony @weirwoodthrone.bsky.social · 7h

A moment of zen: we couldn't immediately find the dog the other day when we were heading out for an errand. he was sat stock-still on the shoe rack doing his finest impression of a pair of shoes so he didn't have to go in the crate

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Owen Barcala @obarcala.bsky.social · 1d

I was ready to partially defend Platner based on the fact that skull tattoos are not uncommon in the Marines, but wow, that looks like the actual totenkopf used by the SS from 1934-1945. I am genuinely surprised he was allowed to enlist in the Nat'l Guard after getting out of the Marines.

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Cathy Gellis @cathygellis.bsky.social · 7h

I'm not in the Establishment. I'm just a regular person who wants to not be governed by Nazis. From ANY party...

👻Teleportnow👽💀🎃 @teleportnow.bsky.social · 7h

The establishment will find any reason to discredit a progressive. I don’t know the history of Nazi tattoos. I can’t run for office unless I become an expert in Nazi iconography? This is why they lose.

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Space Witches, Esq. @popelizbet.bsky.social · 7h

you don't see Hindus getting swastik tattoos going THIS IS MY HERITAGE because most Hindus are brown and have common sense. I've never even seen a questionable white Hindu pull that shit. Because people are rightfully going to go "danger!"

Tea’s so happy being Teddy Roosevelt @teaberryblue.net · 7h

“I doodled this on my high school notebook because I thought it looked cool and nobody had explained to me what it was” is a reasonable explanation for having a Nazi symbol on something you own. “I PERMANENTLY TATTOOED THIS THING ON MY BODY WITHOUT KNOWING ITS ORIGINS” is a hell of a fib.

Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 7h

I have comics to write, but I have one more thing to say about Platner:

I think he's a liar.

I am a grown adult with a normal grasp of human nature and reality and I think he's lying when he says he JUST found out it's a fucking NAZI tattoo.

I think he's a liar.

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Everything Hat Ever Sent You Is Off The Record @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

All I am saying is try to live your life so you never have to make those nice young men on Pod Save America look visibly miserable trying to rehabilitate you

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Yvonne Lam @yvonnezlam.bsky.social · 7h

WA state people:

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 9h

Report by the University of Washington Center for Human Rights on the use of Flock cameras in the state.

Leaving the Door Wide Open: Flock Surveillance Systems Expose Washington Data to Immigration Enforcement - Center for Human Rights

Summary Flock Safety automated license plate reader (ALPR) networks have become increasingly common in Washington state. Records obtained by UWCHR researchers via public records requests reveal that at least eight Washington state law enforcement agencies enabled direct, 1:1 sharing of their networks with U.S. Border Patrol at some point during 2025; effectively opening the “front

jsis.washington.edu

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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 8h

The Illinois secretary of state’s office is reminding everyone — including U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents — to refrain from swapping or altering state license plates amid concerns of plate tampering.

Secretary of state warns ICE agents against plate tampering while in Illinois

Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias’ office cautioned against the illegal practice of flipping and modifying state-issued license plates amid reports that agency vehicles may have changed pl…

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10h

I honestly don't think centrists believe anything at all. Just as I don't want to see a "mainstream" presidential candidate who hounds homeless people and abandons trans people, I don't want a "progressive" Senator with a Nazi tattoo. The uprights aren't narrow here. This shouldn't be hard.

Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 18h

“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible

Only perfect candidates off the harvard law conveyor belt pls, highly disciplined, all boxes checked, well liked and humble, absolutely no spiritual connection to having a physical body except for severe IBS, volunteered at a soup kitchen in high school, signs email "cheers," etc.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 7h

96 Years Ago Today: Stock Market Invincible

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 10h

And there i was thinking we all kinda hated the Nazis

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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 1d

BEEP BOOP I LOVE YOU [HUSBAND]

Remarkable! It sounds just like her!

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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.com · 1d

this is so ripe for feminist analysis. a man who can't tell the difference between his human wife with her own subjectivity and an object

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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.com · 1d

imagine your partner of 55 years saying he can't tell the difference between you and your clanker imposter

Hamel shared a demo of the AI at a conference earlier this year. To Hamel, the project is "perfect."

"It was Suzanne. And I asked her a few questions and she answered them, and it blew me and everybody else away," he says. "When you look at the finished one next to the real Suzanne, you can't tell the difference. It's amazing. And I mean, I've been with Suzanne for 55 years, so I know what her face looks like, and when I just look at the two of them side by side, I really can't tell which one is the real and which one is the AI."

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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 7h

In my town we had a GOP congressional candidate flame out because pics came out of him engaging in his hobby. Which was, uh, "Second World War historical reenactment". Yeah.

(You can be into that stuff and be in Congress I guess. But not when you're in a cosplay Waffen SS unit.)

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🕷️💀 Reg Ipsa Spookquitur 🦇🪦 @regipsaloquitur.com · 7h

It’s not an economy, it’s an ouroboros.

Justin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 9h

Another depiction if the circularity of capital flows between OpenAI, Microsoft, Nvidia, CoreWeave, AMD, and Oracle.

Graphic depicts select capital flows between OpenAI, Microsoft, Nvidia, CoreWeave, AMD, and Oracle.

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 13h

Anyway, the tl;dr to take away from all this is a thing I have been repeating for ages, which is that extremism symbols function on a plausible-deniability basis. People who use them 100% rely on normal people going "I had no idea, so maybe he didn't either."

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Raven Onthill @ravenonthill.bsky.social · 13h

Who's going to stop him?

Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 1d

Is he just gonna steal $230 million dollars from us?

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1d

Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X

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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 13h

BATTLE AWAITS. TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT.

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 13h

Down the orchard aisles, in the thick, new, wet grass, the little girl ran for the joy of running.

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joemag @joemag.games · 16h

SNAP expires while the president builds an ostentatious ballroom.

SNAP benefits won't be issued for November due to government shutdown

November funding for SNAP, the nation's largest anti-hunger program, will not be issued.

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Arinn Dembo @erinys.bsky.social · 14h

SNAP benefits support literally 42 million people.

That is more than the entire population of Canada. All starving. Overnight.

While their president demolishes the White House to build a golden ballroom for his Nuremberg cotillions.

joemag @joemag.games · 16h

SNAP expires while the president builds an ostentatious ballroom.

SNAP benefits won't be issued for November due to government shutdown

November funding for SNAP, the nation's largest anti-hunger program, will not be issued.

wgme.com

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