Oak and Irony
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Curtsy while you shitpost. It saves time. Voted in highschool "Most likely to be Bloodraven." He/him
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Oak and Irony
@weirwoodthrone.bsky.social
· Oct 21
What if those weird ink blots aren't actually Rorschach tests but that's just what most people see when they look at them
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
Her face is swollen like she was stung by a very racist bee
these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Her face is swollen like she was stung by a very racist bee
Dark Souls II players can have a little Santier's Spear, as a treat
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Dark Souls II players can have a little Santier's Spear, as a treat
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
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At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
I've been waiting half my life and now's my chance...
*downloads a car
*downloads a car
Whole of the American economy is now piracy.
WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I've been waiting half my life and now's my chance...
*downloads a car
*downloads a car
My son just now [To the tune of the Alphabet song]: H, O, T, T, O G O, you, can, take, me, hot to go
December 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My son just now [To the tune of the Alphabet song]: H, O, T, T, O G O, you, can, take, me, hot to go
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I know we’ve been talking about the 25th Amendment being invoked for years now, but we should probably be talking about it a lot more and a lot more seriously right now.
Couple of things here:
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I know we’ve been talking about the 25th Amendment being invoked for years now, but we should probably be talking about it a lot more and a lot more seriously right now.
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"video game mechanics?" Actually, they're called developers.
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"video game mechanics?" Actually, they're called developers.
This is so profoundly stupid it barely warrants a reaction, but I'm reminded that 20 years ago some snarky cunt developed letmegooglethatforyou.com and despite the fact that this human paraquat insists his billion dollar hemorrhaging product is a tech marvel, that's basically all he's using it for
December 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is so profoundly stupid it barely warrants a reaction, but I'm reminded that 20 years ago some snarky cunt developed letmegooglethatforyou.com and despite the fact that this human paraquat insists his billion dollar hemorrhaging product is a tech marvel, that's basically all he's using it for
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Legit amazing stuff.
And a great, great example of how “I have a dark, somewhat twisted sense of humor that’s not for everybody” does not have to mean “I lash out at powerless people and congratulate myself for my edginess.”
And a great, great example of how “I have a dark, somewhat twisted sense of humor that’s not for everybody” does not have to mean “I lash out at powerless people and congratulate myself for my edginess.”
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Legit amazing stuff.
And a great, great example of how “I have a dark, somewhat twisted sense of humor that’s not for everybody” does not have to mean “I lash out at powerless people and congratulate myself for my edginess.”
And a great, great example of how “I have a dark, somewhat twisted sense of humor that’s not for everybody” does not have to mean “I lash out at powerless people and congratulate myself for my edginess.”
Dick Monald's
I'arm lov1ng eat
I'arm lov1ng eat
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Dick Monald's
I'arm lov1ng eat
I'arm lov1ng eat
A football move
a man and a woman are dancing in a nightclub .
Alt: Frank reynolds dancing in a nightclub
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
A football move
Movie you've watched more than 6 times with a gif
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Movie you've watched more than 6 times with a gif
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Washington DC USA Subway r/brutalism
December 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Washington DC USA Subway r/brutalism
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[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
Sure do love trying to do some contract work over the weekend for an old coworker, and not being able to get anywhere because the IT guy at her office doesn't know how his own site works and there are several levels of access and every time you ask he only gives you one
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Sure do love trying to do some contract work over the weekend for an old coworker, and not being able to get anywhere because the IT guy at her office doesn't know how his own site works and there are several levels of access and every time you ask he only gives you one
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Who's the wretched fuck that decided I should be speaking to phone trees instead of just selecting a number from the menu? I don't want to talk to a fucking computer. I want to repeatedly jab the 0 key until it realizes I'm racist against machines and transfers me to a human
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Who's the wretched fuck that decided I should be speaking to phone trees instead of just selecting a number from the menu? I don't want to talk to a fucking computer. I want to repeatedly jab the 0 key until it realizes I'm racist against machines and transfers me to a human
This used to be a proper country
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This used to be a proper country
Idiot squirrels are eating the downspouts and plastic furniture in our backyard. Never seen anything like it. Anyone know if they make squirrel sized guillotines? I think I need to make an example
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Idiot squirrels are eating the downspouts and plastic furniture in our backyard. Never seen anything like it. Anyone know if they make squirrel sized guillotines? I think I need to make an example
Thinking about becoming way more chalant
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Thinking about becoming way more chalant
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.