Have never seen any of them. I still remember the brain-breaking idiocy from 2009 when everyone said the world looks so good they're depressed when they go outside. I have to assume the Venn diagram of people who were depressed after seeing avatar and people who now hock AI is a single circle

Can we launch him in some kind of rocket powered trebuchet?

Is HBO brave enough to give Aerion knife hands?

Not gonna lie, this one almost got me

This stems from a half dozen or so little bits, like Mel is described as quite tall, assumed to be a few hundred years old, and has an arguably naive but certainly singular take on the metaphysical and how it relates to king's blood in particular

Irony of course is that Sarnori were ruled by women for centuries, yet instead of paying attention to Danaerys, Mel is instead hoping for the second coming of the king from the fairy tales of her youth.

The Ibbenese were short dark-skinned people from frozen lands while Sarnori were self described as Tall men, and hail from a fertile region. This dichotomy would fit nicely into her view of the metaphysical, an extreme flavor of Rhllorism very much centered on us vs them, black vs white ideology

Something in my personal headcanon, though unrelated to your post specifically, is that Melisandre originally hails from Sarnor and that she was captured and sold to slavers during the century of blood. The lore of the Sarnori is they were perpetually at war with Ib over control of the river

My people!

Making Nic Cage noises while sitting on someone's face is considered a power move

MRW I sit in someone else's pee

When my wife was last in labor, a single adult dose of ibuprofen while in the hospital was over 800 dollars