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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 9d

the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

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laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 9d

ugh I think one of the gems I ate for lunch might've been a soul prison, tummy feels weird

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 24d

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Sep 19

Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children

Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda

Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy

Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me

Force ghosts from the end of Return of the Jedi

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Wafflecoaster Tycoon 2 @waffle64.bsky.social · Sep 19

I've made Playgrounds only require 4 pieces of equipment, and no longer require sinks and Toilets, but also made many more items count towards that total, as well as encouraged kids to use items like Slip and Slides, Snow Piles, and even Homework!

www.patreon.com/posts/139286...

Playground Overhaul | Waffle's Mix-Ins

www.patreon.com

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · Sep 20

this exists it is called thinking

Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.

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Shacknews @shacknews.com · Sep 18

LiveAI demo fails on the first prompt at Meta Connect 2025. #Meta #AI #LiveAI

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Tal B. Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · Sep 14

i want a girl with a short dirk
and a looooooooong dagger
*sick beat guitar riff*

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · Sep 11

Ezra Klein isn’t theorizing Charlie Kirk. He is theorizing politics. And he is saying that Charlie Kirk’s brand of white supremacy was a good way of doing politics.

I hope you all recognize now that Ezra is a total fucking ghoul

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · Sep 11

The issue is not whether regular people will know why these flags are at half mast but that the state and its leaders know who Kirk is and decided to lower the flags in the first place.

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Daniel @escargotpro.bsky.social · Sep 1

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

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TYPE I • NORMAL POSITION @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · Aug 31

marlon wayans is known for being a cool dad to his trans kid and he also looks amazing for his age

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · Aug 27

kate bush's husband @airbagged.bsky.s... • 19h
This guy is going to be married to the richest woman in the world

Travis Kelce ©
@tkelce
I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy
00:33 • 15/04/2021

Knotabot @qbits4u.bsky.social • 8m
It doesn't matter how rich or famous you are, please don't feed wild animals.
That includes birds and hummingbirds. Plant flowers. Let weeds go to seed. Foraging (working) for food is healthier than a handout.
Same goes for human beings.

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · Aug 21

i love my ai girlfriend but i can't stop thinking about all the sex i could be having with another ai girlfriend who was never born because her programmer aborted her

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · Aug 11

OBJ GREEN ZONE HAS JUST FALLEN TO A CROWD OF STAFFER AGED MALES SOMEONE GET ME QRF TO BLOCK MSR KALORAMA RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Wafflecoaster Tycoon 2 @waffle64.bsky.social · Jul 29

Inzoi's upcoming "Free DLC" is also known in some circles as "an update". It's also content promised well before the early access launch, so it's not a favor to you, it's an obligation being fulfilled.

The game has had two medium-size updates since launching into EA and remains devoid of content.

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · Jul 29

#FantasticFour star Ebon Moss-Bachrach was asked what he would do if he had The Thing's powers

“There’s a handful of fascists that I would just throw into outer space”

(via IMDb)

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Shrouded Lake @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · Jul 28

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · Jul 24

yes lol

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Bird @plutosrose.bsky.social · Jul 24

It's crazy how I went to Bard College and this doesn't even describe a real guy at Bard College

Tom Pepinsky @tompepinsky.com · Jul 24

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

You get the sense that perhaps deBoer has never been to a college in this U.S. before, or that he doesn't really know what a college is

The Cool Professor: When Your "Student Centered" Classroom is All About You

actually putting students first means giving them what they need, not what you think they want

freddiedeboer.substack.com

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Spike R. Monster @spikermonster.bsky.social · Jul 23

🦇 OZZY 🦇

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Glasgow Smiley @neokefka99.bsky.social · Jul 22

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · Jul 16

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · Aug 24

I wrote a My Favorite Murder spec script

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · Jul 13

Dune 3: Dune It Again

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