Bird
@plutosrose.bsky.social
30s | she/her | minors DNI | dueling PhD | aspiring gym bro | multifandom garbage bin | fanfic writer
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related to this a lot of people in the pundit class need to learn how to just be annoyed by someone or something without turning it into What’s Wrong With America
i am fascinated by how nate silver turns everything he doesn’t like into a bespoke ideology. it’s not that he is annoyed by HCR, it is that she is a dreaded “ism” responsible for everything he doesn’t like about the democratic party. same with bluesky.
what the fuck are you talking about man
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
related to this a lot of people in the pundit class need to learn how to just be annoyed by someone or something without turning it into What’s Wrong With America
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
Across the Spiderverse—packed theater. Kid shouts, "It's spiderman!!" and another kid shouts back, "Shut the fuck up!"
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Across the Spiderverse—packed theater. Kid shouts, "It's spiderman!!" and another kid shouts back, "Shut the fuck up!"
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ah yes, all workers should have the right to hurl racial slurs at black customers
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
ah yes, all workers should have the right to hurl racial slurs at black customers
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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Really beginning to think I should’ve waited for prices to drop before buying 1,200 copies of “American Canto”.
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Really beginning to think I should’ve waited for prices to drop before buying 1,200 copies of “American Canto”.
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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I can't wait to not be able to afford the Grandmother Premium package so my heartfelt memories are interrupted by my Grandmother pitching dick pills to me every 2 minutes
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I can't wait to not be able to afford the Grandmother Premium package so my heartfelt memories are interrupted by my Grandmother pitching dick pills to me every 2 minutes
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working for fox news or the white house must be so easy. any failing can be blamed on immigrants. "sorry for the late reply, an immigrant had my gmail password." "need an extension on this assignment, an immigrant deleted my file." "sorry i didn't pay the bill. immigrants."
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
working for fox news or the white house must be so easy. any failing can be blamed on immigrants. "sorry for the late reply, an immigrant had my gmail password." "need an extension on this assignment, an immigrant deleted my file." "sorry i didn't pay the bill. immigrants."
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- that one person or fictional character you could NOT shut up about, you made sure they never forget
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- that one person or fictional character you could NOT shut up about, you made sure they never forget
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- that one person or fictional character you could NOT shut up about, you made sure they never forget
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- that one person or fictional character you could NOT shut up about, you made sure they never forget
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
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Something I've been annoyed by lately is people telling me, "well your job isn't your entire life."
The thing that annoys me about this is that I know that. I haven't dreamed about posting on social media since I was a kid. It was a job that I got paid to do. When it was the weekend 1/4
The thing that annoys me about this is that I know that. I haven't dreamed about posting on social media since I was a kid. It was a job that I got paid to do. When it was the weekend 1/4
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Something I've been annoyed by lately is people telling me, "well your job isn't your entire life."
The thing that annoys me about this is that I know that. I haven't dreamed about posting on social media since I was a kid. It was a job that I got paid to do. When it was the weekend 1/4
The thing that annoys me about this is that I know that. I haven't dreamed about posting on social media since I was a kid. It was a job that I got paid to do. When it was the weekend 1/4
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..... okay but what the second person is SAYING is not what the second person MEANS open the schools!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
..... okay but what the second person is SAYING is not what the second person MEANS open the schools!!!!!
One of the things that frustrates me about networking is that you're expected to act like you aren't reaching out because you're unemployed and need a job. When it's like if we've met in a professional capacity, the chances that we're not friends and won't be are high.
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
One of the things that frustrates me about networking is that you're expected to act like you aren't reaching out because you're unemployed and need a job. When it's like if we've met in a professional capacity, the chances that we're not friends and won't be are high.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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Last week @theverge.com published my essay exploring the limitations of large-language models. This week, that same essay is cited by a federal judge in Michigan to distinguish the process of human reasoning from what these models do. Very, very gratifying.
h/t @robertfreundlaw.bsky.social
holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Last week @theverge.com published my essay exploring the limitations of large-language models. This week, that same essay is cited by a federal judge in Michigan to distinguish the process of human reasoning from what these models do. Very, very gratifying.
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If you get robbed in our parking garage don’t blame us. You should have left with less money
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you get robbed in our parking garage don’t blame us. You should have left with less money