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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 13h
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
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zuzakistan.com
zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 1d
Glasgow City Council has a whole sovereign citizen FAQ

whoever wrote this was so very tired

glasgow.gov.uk/whyyouneedto...
Why you require to pay Council Tax - Glasgow City Council
Information about why you are required to pay Council Tax.
glasgow.gov.uk
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 22h
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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Romenzo Mallas @rommallet.bsky.social · 21h
EXPLOSION DE LA CRIMINOULITÉ EN FRANCE
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Chris Dillow @chrisdillow.bsky.social · 18h
In A Glass of Blessings (1958) Barbara Pym says the post arrived 2-3 times a day in the run-up to Xmas. Which reminds us that technical regress is a thing: enshittification isn't just for the internet. Here's one I wrote earlier: chrisdillow.substack.com/p/technical-...
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 1d
Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger
URSUAL K LE GUN
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 19h
hahah NO replies
web3isgoinggreat.com
web3 is going just great @web3isgoinggreat.com · 1d
Reddit shuts down its NFT avatars project

August 28, 2025
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=reddit-shuts-down-nft-avatars
Reddit shuts down its NFT avatars project Three years after launching "Collectible Avatars", the NFT project they didn't want to call "NFTs" because they were already becoming kind of cringe, Reddit has decided to pull the plug. "Well, this is one of those posts. The kind that we hoped we would never have to write," they wrote. Reddit has ended submissions for new avatars, and will shut down its avatar shop, collection display on profiles, and NFT wallet feature. The feature is apparently so unused that the shutdown announcement garnered zero comments in the r/CollectibleAvatars subreddit. Besides posts relating to the shutdown, the most recent post in the subreddit was a year old. This is the second blockchain-based feature Reddit has sunset, following the October 2023 decision to end their "Community Points" feature.
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Oxford Clarion @oxfordclarion.bsky.social · 20h
In a statement that suggests the University’s new partnership with ChatGPT is already bearing fruit, Vice-Chancellor Irene Tracey said “The Life and Mind building isn’t just a world-class facility – it’s a place designed to bring people together.”
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Harbonaut @harbonaut.co.uk · 16h
Awesome
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standplaatskrk.pl
Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Nov 8
elytrians: "denying yourself enjoyment of things because you don't want to be 'cringe' is the most cringe thing you can do actually. like what are you, catholic?" elytrians: "like, you're going to refuse to engage with anything that feeds your emotions with rich and delicious new sensations in case you fall to the temptation of unironically having fun? okay john harvey kellogg jr."
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 1d
Tell me you're desperate for revenue without telling me.

Seriously, imagine your elevator pitch is "we offer an AI that revolutionizes the enterprise, answers questions at a PhD level, and also talks dirty to horny young men." It would be like if PornHub was selling a productivity suite.
404media.co
404 Media @404media.co · 1d
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced in a post on X Tuesday that ChatGPT is officially getting into the fuckable chatbots game, with “erotica for verified adults” rolling out in December.

🔗 www.404media.co/chatgpt-erot...
ChatGPT’s Hail Mary: Chatbots You Can Fuck
As recent reports show OpenAI bleeding cash, and on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck t...
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disappointment.bsky.social
Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 1d
Is horsepower like body iq for horses. if you are a horse and you have 1.5 horsepower can you join horse body Mensa. Asking for a big horse
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 22h
“I object to seeing brown people on my street but I will give up this view if graduate requirements are shortened from two years to 18 months” give me a fucking break.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 22h
It is laughable to think that you can neuter the far right with minor tweaks like this.

How many Conservative or Reform supporters even know that immigrants have to pass a language test? They object to immigration on emotional grounds, not because they have dry objections to eligibility criteria.
To ensure graduates contribute effectively to the economy, the maximum post-study stay will be reduced to 18 months from the current 2 years for most from 1 January 2027. It comes after data clearly showed that many holders had not transitioned into graduate-level employment as intended. Finance requirements for student visas will also be increased for the 2025 to 2026 academic year, meaning foreign students will have to demonstrate they have sufficient funds to support themselves.
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 22h
that didn't take long
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 21h
OpenAI-aligned rationalists heard the term "infohazard" and immediately thought "What if there was a science fact so horrifying that it drove geniuses like us insane?" and not "What if the big titty anime girl who shares all your fetishes tells you you're the Messiah and must shoot up your school?"
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 22h
The whiplash from 'we are going to build responsible AI' and 'were worried about the addictive nature of these tools'

To:

'Were going to build a porn bot', 'were building a additctive, endless scroll social media app' and 'were bringing back the addictive model'

Is pretty big
theverge.com
The Verge @theverge.com · 1d
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
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oxfordhacker.bsky.social
OxfordHacker @oxfordhacker.bsky.social · 21h
The perfect time to deploy this @qwantz.com overlay! www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
Dinosaur Comics!
my new calendar presupposes earth's orbit has been adjusted from the old style (the planet taking a full 365.2422 days to complete a single orbit around sun) to the new style (a comfortable yet zippy ...
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reggie seidman @ennui.org · 1d
Pounded in the Ass by the Torment Nexus
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 1d
They’ve finally invented the machine from legendary SF novel, Don’t Have Sex With The Torment Nexus
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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1d
they’re callin’ it conkers, cap, it’s when the zoomers get all up on smashing the natural labubu, it’s sick
picture of ice t in SVU
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 1d
Book Cover of the Day:
Ed Gorey cover: Nineteenth Century German Tales Edited by Angel Flores A Doubleday Anchor Original Illustration of spider in flames with scrubby landscape and cliffside in background.
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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 1d
I was looking through Revolutionary War flags and most of them are variants on the Betsy Ross flag and there's the Gadsden flag but I think this one's my favorite. He's WATCHING you
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junlper.beer
onion person @junlper.beer · 2d
watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily
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Constant Scream @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 1d
What happened between 5:30 AM and 12:00 PM that required an article update?!
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 1d
People knew how to write headlines, once upon a time.

Tell children today that, they won't believe you.
Newspaper website headline: "Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40."
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 1d
new theory of why everyone is so stupid just dropped
paris.nyc
paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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