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If I got shelled on my first pitch like that, I would have cried. That's just one of many ways that professional baseball player Yoshinobu Yamamoto is built differently than me
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i think we both know that's about as likely as market garden opening up the lower rhine
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it's like watching what old timers grouse about what baseball used to be like
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you simply have to admit pitching a complete game in the championship series is cool as hell
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they totally did! this is a good team. the postseason is just really dumb
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the brewers won 97 games this season. ninety seven wins! some would say: lol. others might add: lmao
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jessespector.com
(mariners win two games on the road) aww, you’re sweet!

(dodgers win two games on the road) hello… human resources???
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i've had it podcast, i wasn't familiar with your game
paleofuture.bsky.social
"What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?"

Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc
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jordan montgomery earned that $$$, nothing but respect
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
Does this guy have some kind of Producers situation where he only gets paid if there’s a junta
premthakker.bsky.social
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.

Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else
Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.
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the dodgers being able to bring in a high profile free agents like max muncy on an enormous $24M/2 year contract is exactly the kind of thing that's damaging the health of the sport
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nerdysasquatch.bsky.social
At a time when billionaires would be all too happy to replace artists with AI slop, I think it's important to celebrate artists like Drew Struzan.

If you've seen a movie poster in the past 30+ years, you've seen something he did. A true master of the craft.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade poster Back To The Future II poster The Thing poster The Muppets Christmas Carol poster
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don't threaten me with a good time
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this must be what it feels like when conservative parents find out their kids are libs after one semester of college
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asherd.xyz
Why do bash “dead-beat” players for not being there for their teamss but we never question if the org has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
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it's so funny andrew vaughn was only lousy because he was playing on a team with insanely bad vibes
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discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
If you didn't have an aunt with a cupboard full of Snackwell's products and some "Cathy" strips up on the fridge featuring the phrase "Diets? Ack!" did you really live through the 80's/90's?
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only a big market team could afford to roster superstars like andy pages
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leahmillis.bsky.social
The @chicago.suntimes.com photographer who risked their personal health and safety to take this photograph is Anthony Vazquez. Please credit photographers and media outlets. In this age of misinformation, a photo with no context could be anything at all.
50501movement.bsky.social
Please remind us who the domestic terrorists are again.
Photo from Chicago: DHS militarized agent holding a gun up directly in someone’s face as the victim has their hands up, pleading for them not to shoot.
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imnotahrhitter.bsky.social
Yeah, Hochul is correct and it's good that she's saying it.
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Q: Politico reported on a group chat of young Republicans. Does this just reflect some bad apples?

HOCHUL: Some bad apples? These are the future of the GOP. This is so vile it's hard to find the words to put into context ... there's gotta be consequences ... this bullshit has to stop.
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
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byctom.bsky.social
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball
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only surprising thing about the racist young republican groupchat is that jd vance wasn't in there dropping crylaugh emoji reacts