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Kip Conlon

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · May 29

If by "PCP" you mean peace, charity, and PCP, then yes, I AM on PCP.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 4h

Hurts so good.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 5h

We could use a guy like you on Loser Squad

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 11h

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 10h

Trump says a lot of weird and concerning stuff that people just kind of shrug at but right now I’m stuck on how he keeps insisting he’s going to hell

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 10h

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 6h

The devil goes by many names. Kind of like John Cougar.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 10h

I see from the themed pornography Halloween is just around the corner.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 11h

These taste just like my grandma's awful biscuits!

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 12h

I shot a man in Reno...what a huge mistake.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 2d

me, during turbulence on a flight: omg i think we’re gonna crash aaaarrrrggghhh !!

also me: i’ll have the goldfish crackers. and the plantains. thanks

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1d

Thought that counts!

Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1d

I’m tired of arguing. Concede all of my points and let’s grab dinner.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1d

The best part of watching old game shows is the mental workout I get adjusting prizes for inflation.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 2d

Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d

heavy is the pinky that holds the phone

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t know much but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero

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