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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 4h

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 3h

I unironically told my dog not to crap next to the neighbor's mailbox because it's a shitty thing to do.

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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 1d

These young Republicans are exactly what you would think young Republicans are like if you believed the absolute worst stereotype of young Republicans and Trump supporters.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 7h

Nope.

This isn't the "absolute worst stereotype" of young Republicans and Trump supporters.

The ABSOLUTE WORST stereotype involves real guns & lynchings & passionate support of bigots & rapists & murderers.

And you know where stereotypes begin.

THESE young Republicans are the fucking BASELINE.

David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 1d

These young Republicans are exactly what you would think young Republicans are like if you believed the absolute worst stereotype of young Republicans and Trump supporters.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 18h

I've been riding a bull for a looonnnngg time.

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deadshock @debbshock.blue · 1d

logging on

the church lady from SNL, which was Dana Carvey, captioned good morning sinners

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 1d

Forgot to go to bed again. Guess we'll get ready for work.

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 1d

Ah, but will they?

The ‘everybody can reply’ tag on a Bluesky post.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 1d

imagine hating me and I’m just over here licking yogurt off the kitchen counter

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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 1d

If you think "No Kings" is a terrorist slogan, you need to read the Declaration of Independence.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a baby genx Seattle girlie to my bones. I don't own a jacket. I own many hoodies of varying degrees of thickness and one flannel for each season. Dasit.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 1d

I know we're halfway through spooky lake month because the masked thirst trap to sexy Santa pipeline is fully taking over TikTok. Booktok girlies are wolfing out.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 1d

In 2022 Julian Lennon and Paul McCartney ran into one another at an airport and took a selfie. Social media keeps posting this story as if it happened last weekend. That's a bother.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe it's the complete lack of any sleep and 6 shots of espresso talking, but today feels like a dinosaur chucks kind of day

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 1d

I regret to inform you that I am no longer asleep

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 1d

They’re whipping out their genitalia in Portland yall. Ngl starting to get a soft spot for this timeline

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 1d

Ah yes, the sun: source of all of the earth’s power, fucking prick

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d

“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 1d

Another duplicitous mother fucker, and some people wonder why I spend all my time alone.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 1d

Not a chance in hell.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

Just now— @SpeakerJohnson announces he will lead a global pressure campaign to get the narcissist-in-chief a Nobel Prize next year

(Also revealing he doesn’t understand what “objective facts” are)

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

Just now— @SpeakerJohnson announces he will lead a global pressure campaign to get the narcissist-in-chief a Nobel Prize next year

(Also revealing he doesn’t understand what “objective facts” are)

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Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social · 1d

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THE Paul Murphy @paulmurphyetc.bsky.social · 1d

The Revolution Will Be Televised.

It will feature guys in frog costumes and Yakkity Sax.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 1d

In the midst of total chaos he found true love.

Sir, that’s your bed.

Love is love.

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