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Judy's Trench

@judytrench.bsky.social

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Despite the photo, I'm not Judy Dench.

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Judy's Trench @judytrench.bsky.social · May 3

Too tired to be mysterious, too dramatic to be chill.

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Judy's Trench @judytrench.bsky.social · Jul 9

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Judy's Trench @judytrench.bsky.social · May 16

I made a starter pack!
go.bsky.app/K71wfyW

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · May 23

If you get caught stealing Italian ham you will be prosciuttocuted.

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ceej @ceej.online · May 22

(tearfully pleading) delete your account

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 23

Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer

A kangaroo showing off his air guitar skills

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Judy's Trench @judytrench.bsky.social · May 16

I made a starter pack!
go.bsky.app/K71wfyW

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 13

This one's called "Girl, You Give Me the Quills" and it's dedicated to all the lovely ladies in the audience.

A porcupine that looks like he's about to play the piano.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · May 10

Came out to this vignette on the kitchen table. Rough night for the chick.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 10

Go on, go, walk out the door
Turn around now
You're not welcome anymore

One penguin singing "I Will Survive" to another penguin.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · May 6

Having agoraphobia means you prefer inside jokes

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · May 6

I like you, but If you change your profile pic, your username or your whole energy, I’ll scroll past like we never trauma-bonded.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · May 5

I booked Friday off just to have something to look forward to.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · May 5

I dated a man bun once. He took me mini-golfing, and later, I watched him weep over a handcrafted beer flight.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 6

Tonight we war.

A cat wears a helmet made of melon as he gets ready for war.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · Nov 14

A lot of very funny and talented people have written for Sorrowscopes over the years- here they are!
bsky.app/starter-pack...

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · May 4

Leo: There is no “disturbance in the Force.” You have measles.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · May 4

Taurus: It's time to be concerned when the doctor asks you to disrobe so he can see your “wretched hive of scum and villainy."

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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · May 4

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Judy's Trench @judytrench.bsky.social · May 5

Soft on the outside, spiraling on the inside.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 2

Not many people realize this but owls make great snowboards.

An owl, wings outstretched to look like a giant snowboard.

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Mulva 2.0 @mulva74.bsky.social · Apr 15

I spy with my little eye another lip injection gone awry.

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karen @klsmd12.bsky.social · May 4

find someone that reminds you that laughter and silliness are the antidote

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · May 2

Fine, I will be the CEO of Tesla.

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Judy's Trench @judytrench.bsky.social · May 3

Too tired to be mysterious, too dramatic to be chill.

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