Tactical Onions Vendor
@inkana.bsky.social
570 followers 830 following 4.6K posts
Usually thinking about books, movies, old music, and big asses
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
inkana.bsky.social
Hello new users of Bluesky. Just a reminder that I am internet royalty, more original than Lauren Duca, and handsome to boot
screenshot from Know  Your Meme with a screenshot of a tweet I made stoned in my kitchen in 2015: a group of white guys is called a 'podcast' thank you
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
classicvirtues.bsky.social
Woke 2.0 is going to hit like 80s crack
@loganclarkhall

Trump won. You don't have to do this anymore.

Quote Tweet of:

Young Republicans

We are appalled by the vile and inexcusable language revealed in the Politico article published today. Such behavior is disgraceful, unbecoming of any Republican, and stands in direct opposition to the values our movement...
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
flyingwalruss.bsky.social
Ate too many mashed potatoes too quickly
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
haredurer.bsky.social
This 2017 blog by Alex Pareene remains the most prescient piece of the last decade.
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
oldfriend99.bsky.social
Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
inkana.bsky.social
fired from my therapist job because i kept telling patients, “what?? you’re crazy! get out of here!“
inkana.bsky.social
i mean the season hasn't started yet. i will be skeeting about the cavs pretty much every day and 100x on weeknights they play
andytobo.bsky.social
I AM really struggling with how little NBA talk there is on here and I'm tired of pretending I'm not. Ratio me, it's a badge of honor.
inkana.bsky.social
yes i seem to recall the idf thinking similarly
fintwitter.bsky.social
TRUMP: DISARMING HAMAS WOULD HAPPEN QUICKLY AND PERHAPS VIOLENTLY
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
funeralpig.bsky.social
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
chinajoeflynn.bsky.social
Modern American politics has totally warped my view of what an old person is. I look at my dad sometimes and it makes me upset. I think "man, he's so old. it breaks my heart." My dad is four years younger than Janet Mills.
premthakker.bsky.social
🚨 The DSCC — led by Kirsten Gillibrand, Mark Kelly, Adam Schiff, and Lisa Blunt Rochester — has formed a joint fundraising committee with Janet Mills.

Mills, running against Graham Platner in the Maine Democratic Senate primary, would become the oldest freshman (79) ever elected, to a 6-year term.
🚨 The DSCC — led by Kirsten Gillibrand, Mark Kelly, Adam Schiff, and Lisa Blunt Rochester — has formed a joint fundraising committee with Janet Mills.

Mills, running against Graham Platner in the Maine Democratic Senate primary, would become the oldest freshman (79) ever elected, to a 6-year term.
inkana.bsky.social
things are bad but take heart in the fact that if you have been on the left for any significant period of time, congratulations, you were right about everything! they're racists who want to steal your money if not kill you!
inkana.bsky.social
because she wants the US military to put her in power. next
newyorker.com
Why did María Corina Machado, a wildly popular conservative politician and Venezuela’s main opposition leader, say that Donald Trump deserves her Nobel Peace Prize?
Why María Corina Machado Says That Trump Deserves Her Nobel Peace Prize
What does the Nobel Committee’s decision mean for future relations between Venezuela and the United States?
www.newyorker.com
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
clowndro.bsky.social
Charmin trying to convince me that toilet paper that tears more easily will make pooping more enjoyable is why capitalism needs to be smothered with a pillow
inkana.bsky.social
worry not, my dislike of her candidacy is entirely based on ageism
proptermalone.bsky.social
i like Platner too but just a quick reminder that Janet Mills is the governor who yelled "I'll see you in court" at Trump to his face over the trans sports executive order, so if you wanna trash her please be sure you're sending the signals you intended to send.
inkana.bsky.social
computer, generate me a list of topics only absolute fuckin' dipshits are interested in
sharonk.bsky.social
god i love how wide the Free Press set of topics are and how you can tell *what* exact type of reactionary centrist they are
Antisemitism

Bari Weiss

California

Canada

Culture and Ideas

Education

Faith

Free Speech

Health and Self-Improvement

History

International

Israel

Jed Rubenfeld

Matthew Continetti

New York

Niall Ferguson

Parenting

Second Thought

Sex and Gender

Tech and Business

Tyler Cowen Must Know

U.S. Politics
inkana.bsky.social
hormones only do that when they are EXTREMELY distressed
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
adambonin.bsky.social
This line from Mamdani's father just really struck me. Great profile:

“I was an Indian in Uganda. I was a Muslim in India. And I was all of these things in New York City,” Mahmood Mamdani explained to his son. And “to be a minority is also to see the truth of the place amidst the promise of it.”
jamellebouie.net
we’ll see how his mayoral tenure shakes out but i am convinced that Mamdani has the juice. not just the charisma to win an election but the temperament to govern and the measured pragmatism of someone who genuinely believes what they’re saying and wants to accomplish real things.
Inside the Improbable, Audacious and (So Far) Unstoppable Rise of Zohran Mamdani
www.nytimes.com
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
normcharlatan.bsky.social
Asked to leave the No Kings Protest because I showed up in a 1999 Sacramento Jason Williams jersey.
inkana.bsky.social
who cares what that dumb old pervert thinks
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
brettfujioka.bsky.social
That’s also pretty much the Feminist reading of Fight Club as well. Like, Tyler Durden’s jeering remark about Calvin Klein models happens all the time among certain women.
abeardedpanda.bsky.social
I'm reminded of those comments about how manosphere shit is basically just men subjecting themselves to the same body image problems that women have dealt with for generations and getting one-shotted by it
lowrhoufo.bsky.social
A huge part of current twitter is eating disorder content for racist guys
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
tomshaps.bsky.social
Bulgakov killed Leo Tolstoy with a reverse piledriver. The government covered it up.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
elongreen.bsky.social
Yeah, the 2000 election & the 2016 election
pithywidow.bsky.social
Was there ever a more epic press failure than the 2024 election
michaelhobbes.bsky.social
Thinking fondly of all the pre-election fact-checks that said we couldn’t possibly know whether Republicans wanted to get rid of pre-existing condition protections.
Reposted by Tactical Onions Vendor
mythiot.bsky.social
Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.
Bob Ferguson from One Battle After Another Sensei Sergio from One Battle After Another