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Hez
@hausofhez.bsky.social
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📍Vancouver 🇨🇦📎 When I said I liked my hells fresh, I WAS JOKING
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I told my 14yo about the King Diarrhea AI video and here's what they said
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We love our Kings don't we folks? Jesus, he was a king, maybe the best king, am I a king? The media is saying it so much I don't know maybe it's true. A lot of Christians are saying Christ is king Christ is king but he was never President, elected 3 times they cheated the second one but it was three
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It's funny, the no kings protests could be the best chace to normalize the idea of nationwide strikes in the US, if the organizers are serious. They do maybe 2 more on weekends to really lock them into people's practice, then say, "hey, let's show them we really mean business & do it on a Wednesday"
Like, this is pure absurdist protest, and it’s utterly glorious. For all its bitches, shittiness and fuckery, this timeline does also have its moments. Well done, PDX... you never disappoint.
#nokings
Portland frog brigade
Rare to feel even remotely ahead of any zeitgeist these days, but having been mutuals with @frogeveryday.bsky.social for several months now, I concur that whether real or inflatable, these little dudes just never stop being fun to see. Excellent work across the board, frogfolk. We stan. 🐸💚
We’re in the middle of a nationwide frog costume supply chain crisis. Thanks, Trump.
For those old enough to remember the powerful visual message that was the AIDS quilt, this is an excellent choice of things to bear the weight of en masse. Gotta give big props to this extremely on-message use of big props. If you want to keep a republic, everyone needs a firm grip on this bad boy.
Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
Whatever this man is doing today, I hope he is thriving & feels loved. And I really hope he’s not alone out there this time.
Anyone who doesn’t see the value of these protests is really missing the bigger picture
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Sorry to be corny but the aerial shots of these crowds are almost indescribably moving and hopeful
And don’t forget… you can have empathy for what got them on this path and STILL think they all deserve to be tried at The Hague for war crimes for their subsequent actions. You can even have a little pathos, as a treat!
For example: yesterday I watched all 34mins of this & went from cheering the FAFO to realizing this guy has always been on a doomed trajectory that could only end in a crash out. Profound self-hatred becomes fascism with very little extra effort when culture wars manipulate you. youtu.be/3ZtVUG6l780
ICE Officer Arrested for DUI w/ Kids in Car. Not Happy About it!
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IMO a big part of that inoculation involves empathy & recognition that the fascist brand of CHUD rot (as opposed to the more innocent party/chaos type of CHUDdery) is super attractive to ppl who feel their choices & power stripped away. These are the lowest hanging fruit for the tinyhands alt-right
Seeing images from these global #NoKings protests is like a powerful anti-fungal cream for the horrible fascist CHUD rot that’s been plaguing us for so long. Remember, we’ll need steady & frequent application of this same medicine to fully inoculate against the spores or else they’ll just come back!
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
Oh, today’s gonna be good. This is what we‘ve all been longing to see in every city from our poor beleaguered American cousins. With this energy, I do not regret to inform you, you ARE going to win. Let’s GOOO! 100% solidarity from up here in Vancouver. (Plus, we already hate your Kings!🏒😉) #NoKings
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Just in time for the No Kings protest…

“Putin’s Glory Hole” sculptures are popping up all over DC, courtesy of a mystery artist. They’re bolted down, so good luck taking them down.

Support the arts.
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I'm not negative. I'm chaotic positive
Went to the grocery store - *before* coffee, in the clothes I slept in - to buy bulk spices (some of which I had to wait for staff to refill) so I could make a HUGE JAR of homemade pumpkin spice blend, so YES, I AM PARTICIPATING IN THE SEASON. Same price as a premixed bag, but there’s love in there.
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This is possibly the all-time funniest real answer to an interview question
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.
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RIP to this icon.
Certain celebrity deaths are harder to process than others because the person in question was so full of life and creativity and originality that you just assume it's never going to end.
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can't imagine how it must feel to watch the cuntd who've been genociding you for two years slap each other on the backs for stopping