Jake Goldsbie
@jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
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Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman
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one of the realest tributes to Prince anybody did after he died. Somebody major needs to get on TV and do for “The Charade” what D’Angelo did here

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D'Angelo ft. Princess Sometimes It Snows in April
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
RIP D'angelo. Black Messiah is a top 5 of all time record.
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sarahsmacdonald.bsky.social
if we lose d’angelo this year too and an army of boring losers still get to gallop across this earth, goddamnit
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there's so many little things like the snare tap in Brothers & or the extra vocal on the chorus in Patsy Cline that elevate the whole thing. I already liked it, obviously, but this is so, so much better.
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No Closer To Heaven was already my favourite Wonder Years record, and the new mix just makes me think that my opinions are very, very good.
No Closer To Heaven (10th Anniversary Edition) by The Wonder Years on Apple Music
Album · 2015 · 15 Songs
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The only thing to do after a game like that? That's right, eat too many dumplings.
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the-casey.bsky.social
He could have got the hostages back in 2023 if he'd forced Israel to negotiate in good faith by withholding US weapons, an action he was conveniently required by law to do because Israel was using US weapons to commit war crimes. Instead he chose to enable genocide.
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Saying nothing would’ve been a better option
Joe Biden I am deeply grateful and relieved that this day has come – for the last living 20 hostages who have been through unimaginable hell and are finally reunited with their families and loved ones, and for the civilians in Gaza who have experienced immeasurable loss and will finally get the chance to rebuild their lives.

The road to this deal was not easy. My Administration worked relentlessly to bring hostages home, get relief to Palestinian civilians, and end the war. I commend President Trump and his team for their work to get a renewed ceasefire deal over the finish line.

Now, with the backing of the United States and the world, the Middle East is on a path to peace that I hope endures and a future for Israelis and Palestinians alike with equal measures of peace, dignity, and safety.
jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
If only we had two teams worth of world series winners we could call on instead
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At least I've been standing for five and a half hours to watch this. Knees feel good.
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Oh good now Lauer is warming up. Scherzer, get ready to throw 8
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All these people leaving early you'd think I was at a Yankees game
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At least this season means we're stuck with Atkins and Schneider forever
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emilydawn.bsky.social
“He’s been a big part of the Blue Jays’ success over the last three years” is the success over the last three years in the room with us right now
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Bringing Bassitt in psychotic. Wave the fucking white flag for Game 4 I guess.
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This is Donaldson's fault. Jays should have trotted out guys who actually won something.
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Seattle's just better. Fair play.
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Dome is dead. Need runs soon or else RIP.
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sarahsmacdonald.bsky.social
toronto loves to suffer, what can I say?
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Varsho playing a bad CF? Yeah, this is over.
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Regardless of result, I think we can all agree that Doug Eddings sucks ass
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You can't give yourself a nickname but you sure can earn one
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The Dumper in person is truly spectacular, I gotta say