Jake Goldsbie
@jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman
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She shouldn't have to keep doing this by herself. She is supposedly a member of a political party and every single one of her *colleagues* should be BLASTING the fascist in chief. ALL OF THEM. Where is the solidarity???
Congresswoman Omar calls Trump's comments about her 'creepy' after the US president launches into an anti-Somali tirade.
Ilhan Omar denounces Donald Trump for calling Somali immigrants ‘garbage’
Congresswoman Omar calls Trump's comments about her 'creepy' after the US president launches into an anti-Somali tirade.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
She shouldn't have to keep doing this by herself. She is supposedly a member of a political party and every single one of her *colleagues* should be BLASTING the fascist in chief. ALL OF THEM. Where is the solidarity???
For real though, Ponce was the guy who wore a Hyun-Jin Ryu Jays jersey at the KBO All-Star Game, so I am very much on board.
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
For real though, Ponce was the guy who wore a Hyun-Jin Ryu Jays jersey at the KBO All-Star Game, so I am very much on board.
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Ponce, twice, three times a Cody.
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Ponce, twice, three times a Cody.
Excited to yell "you just got Ponced" at the Dome next summer
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Excited to yell "you just got Ponced" at the Dome next summer
Weezer's 1997 album Poncerton.
Blue Jays are in agreement with Cody Ponce on a deal that further augments their rotation per sources.
@ken-rosenthal.bsky.social was first & Passan says the deal is for $30 million over three years
@ken-rosenthal.bsky.social was first & Passan says the deal is for $30 million over three years
December 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Weezer's 1997 album Poncerton.
Ponce upon a time
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ponce upon a time
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boy was it stupid to nominate this person for president!
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
boy was it stupid to nominate this person for president!
Thomas Frank owes Cuti Romero his job
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Thomas Frank owes Cuti Romero his job
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Props to Sabrina Carpenter, she knew full well what the backlash would be the minute she told them to fuck off and stop using her songs to whitewash their shit. It is refreshing to see someone in the spotlight who would rather believe in something than stay quiet and play the game.
NEWS: The Trump-Vance White House is attacking Sabrina Carpenter.
In a new statement, the White House — led by Trump, a liable sexual abuser mired in scandal for ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — suggests Carpenter is "stupid" and is defending pedophiles and rapists.
@swin24.bsky.social reports:
In a new statement, the White House — led by Trump, a liable sexual abuser mired in scandal for ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — suggests Carpenter is "stupid" and is defending pedophiles and rapists.
@swin24.bsky.social reports:
BREAKING: Trump White House Slams Sabrina Carpenter After Using Her Song in ‘Evil’ Video
The Trump administration has apparently identified its latest enemy of the state.
zeteo.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Props to Sabrina Carpenter, she knew full well what the backlash would be the minute she told them to fuck off and stop using her songs to whitewash their shit. It is refreshing to see someone in the spotlight who would rather believe in something than stay quiet and play the game.
If Sabrina ever puts out an E•MO•TION-style indie-pop banger record, she will simply become too powerful
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If Sabrina ever puts out an E•MO•TION-style indie-pop banger record, she will simply become too powerful
This is the description for Pitchfork's no.1 album of the year and I am just so happy that I no longer feel the need to try to be cool and have to listen to it
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This is the description for Pitchfork's no.1 album of the year and I am just so happy that I no longer feel the need to try to be cool and have to listen to it
"So what have you been in lately?" or "Why haven't I seen you in anything in a while?"
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"So what have you been in lately?" or "Why haven't I seen you in anything in a while?"
I'm not spoiling my list on December 1st. I thought you were a music site smh.
What's the best album of 2025?
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm not spoiling my list on December 1st. I thought you were a music site smh.
Love to take a shower beside my bro in the mudroom
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Love to take a shower beside my bro in the mudroom
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
Those potatoes look dry as fuck, I thought it was cauliflower for a second. Did she carve the turkey with a blender? Why are there frozen mini croissants? Stuffing looks like dog food. Why is there just plain macaroni on the table? Fascists are bad at everything.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Those potatoes look dry as fuck, I thought it was cauliflower for a second. Did she carve the turkey with a blender? Why are there frozen mini croissants? Stuffing looks like dog food. Why is there just plain macaroni on the table? Fascists are bad at everything.
We (I) throw the term GOAT around too loosely. But legit, he was the GOAT.
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
We (I) throw the term GOAT around too loosely. But legit, he was the GOAT.
We're hearing the Eagles are good again
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We're hearing the Eagles are good again
Do you know how much of a bigoted shithead you have to be to make Piers Morgan look like a reasonable, smart human? All these assholes need to be placed on a remote island somewhere where they can yell slurs at each other all day and leave the rest of us alone.
1. Tucker Carlson, in a manner bordering on sensuous euphoria, said the word Fa**ot twenty times in his interview with Piers Morgan.
Tucker was saying it as some sort of protest to a woman who was allegedly arrested and charged for using it in response to her domestic abuser.
Tucker was saying it as some sort of protest to a woman who was allegedly arrested and charged for using it in response to her domestic abuser.
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Do you know how much of a bigoted shithead you have to be to make Piers Morgan look like a reasonable, smart human? All these assholes need to be placed on a remote island somewhere where they can yell slurs at each other all day and leave the rest of us alone.
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Pedestrian struck by motorist on Parkside a block from the speed camera that vigilantes kept tearing down that caused ford to remove them from all Ontario. Drive as you wish Ontario. Nobody matters. This is what you voted for.
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Pedestrian struck by motorist on Parkside a block from the speed camera that vigilantes kept tearing down that caused ford to remove them from all Ontario. Drive as you wish Ontario. Nobody matters. This is what you voted for.
Deleted my post because I thought Posty was a trump guy but I had him confused with the other one
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Deleted my post because I thought Posty was a trump guy but I had him confused with the other one
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jelly roll fell off the stage and exploded like a water balloon. RIP
November 28, 2024 at 11:46 PM
jelly roll fell off the stage and exploded like a water balloon. RIP
I would have thought Dana White would refuse to do any NFL bits until someone signed Justin Tucker, one of his people.
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I would have thought Dana White would refuse to do any NFL bits until someone signed Justin Tucker, one of his people.
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.