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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Apr 18

I don’t flirt, I just say stupid shit until someone gets a boner about it

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 12d

it appears my arch-nemesis, me from yesterday, has struck again

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1h

Wearing this ennui like it’s couture.

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Seth Boo!-ger Trueger @mdaware.org · 1h

t shirt is short for tyrannosaurus shirt because the arms are little

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Apr 3

T.S. Eliot’s full name was T-Shirt Eliot

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 1h

T. S. Eliot is an anagram for toilets

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Apr 3

T.S. Eliot’s full name was T-Shirt Eliot

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 3h

(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood

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⛧ fuckleberry jam ⚢ @ifuckedyr.mom · 1h

naturally curious & aggressively whimsical

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1h

I always appreciate jokes in that vein- they’re hard to cock up

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Jul 10

inception but it’s me traumatizing my therapist’s therapist

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Sep 9

it’s called sharp cheddar because it’s smort

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Aug 16

amicable? no i am not a cable

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Sep 6

method shitposting (being unhinged IRL too)

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Aug 24

i could never do that to someone i loved (be in a relationship with them)

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Sep 1

watching Alien: Earth and thinking about deviled xenomorph eggs

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Sep 2

never more vulnerable than when naked in front of a cat with the zoomies

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Aug 5

i was a re-gifted kid

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Jun 12

i don’t know why everyone makes a big deal about finishing chapstick. it’s one bite

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Jun 26

they should make a rotisserie chicken you can vape

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Sep 14

you’re telling me this west is mid?

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 12h

These kids won't stop verbal skeeting at me

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1h

I’m just here living through the alpaca lips or whatever

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 1h

When a bird kills you on purpose, you've been birdered

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 1h

Finally we can use science to make things worse

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1h

If I meet any hot coroners, I’ll let you know

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1h

Ball-peen, of course. It’s in the name 🤷🏻‍♀️

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1h

Hmmm… I’ll see if we can get you approved for a surgical removal instead. Unless you prefer hammer?

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