Erik Barnes
@erikwbarnes.bsky.social
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Fun, tired, large, and goofy in no particular order. Comedian, writer, improvisor, actor, voiceover, pro wrestling commentator, and whatever is fun/gives me money (also in no particular order).
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lefaucheux.bsky.social
It’s perversely funny that he literally talks about “small, mom-and-pop lenders” as if that’s a thing, and that thing is not called loansharking.
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jamellebouie.net
this ballroom is the best evidence that trump doesn’t intend to leave
wsj.com
Exclusive: More than three dozen organizations and individuals are expected to attend a dinner with Trump on Wednesday after opening their checkbooks to support a $250 million White House ballroom.
Trump Invites Ballroom Donors to Glitzy White House Dinner
The dinner is set to include representatives from Lockheed Martin, Microsoft, Meta Platforms, Alphabet’s Google, Amazon and Palantir Technologies.
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
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carnage4life.bsky.social
Young Republicans group chat.
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billcorbett.bsky.social
18th century ghostbusters used to say “bursting makes me feel grand.” I am an historianist.
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
Not kidding when I say it appears they were trying to brainstorm what the opposite of "no taxation without representation" would be and this clunky dogshit is the best they could come up with
atrupar.com
Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
What could be worse than screaming at a Capitol police officer?
Jan 6 protester assaulting a cop Jan 6 protesters assaulting a cop Jan 6 protesters assaulting a cop Jan 6 protester assaulting a cop
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
"You will only get paid if you kiss His Majesty's ring" is an interesting hill to die on, but I say go for it.
atrupar.com
Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"
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futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Mods are asleep, post Whoopi Goldberg as an old white businessman in The Associate (1996).
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mskellymhayes.bsky.social
And you, governor, should stop providing state cops to police protesters for ICE at Broadview.
govpritzker.illinois.gov
ICE is recklessly throwing tear gas into our neighborhoods and busy streets, including near children at school and CPD officers.

The Trump Administration must stop their deployment of dangerous chemical weapons into the air of peaceful American communities.
erikwbarnes.bsky.social
I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when the show laid down on the grass, stargazed with the audience, and asked us if we'd still be friends after graduation.
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I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Jon wore a Wile E. Coyote costume and absolutely loved it.
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I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when George W. Bush went to his ranch to eat chili and avoid being tried for war crimes.
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I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Orson was commissioned to knit an extra long, girthy cock sock and felt unsettled about who it could be for.
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I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Jon forgot that he was currently on an episode of Garfield & Friends.
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I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when they flashed back to when the show was originally "Jon Arbuckle Companions Comedy Hour" from the 1950s.
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I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Garfield looked directly at the audience in fear, knowing that his fate is ultimately in our hands and that he has no control over his destiny, filling him with unspoken dread as he sat in a cardboard box for some reason.
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I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Orson got Cronenberged by fruit.
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I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Jon was annoyed but Odie was delighted that Sentient Fart showed up for dinner.
erikwbarnes.bsky.social
I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Grandpa Groucho reached through the TV because "You gotta little smudge on your––here, let Grandpa get that for you."
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matineemode.bsky.social
I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).
Bob Hoskins meets Princess Diana as a full size Roger Rabbit costumed character stands next to them.
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garrettmartin.bsky.social
sharing an instagram screencap because he hasn’t put this on his (dormant) bsky yet
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kolleencarney.bsky.social
Ok here's the thing: we shouldn't have to give up anything that brings us joy just because we live in a fucking nightmare country
theatlantic.com
Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:
The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight
Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.
bit.ly
erikwbarnes.bsky.social
Reading about your bonding anime adventures with your son makes me smile. Just a heads up.