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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 6h

we've lived in abundance so long few are recognizing this as the security threat it really is.

"my american jet's dad will beat up your chinese jet's dad!"

okay cool. 15% of everyone you know began starving from one week to the next and there's like 2 guns laying out for every adult. good luck.

Reuters @reuters.com · 22h

US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk

US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month

The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.

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“Hucklebuckets” @hucklebuckets.bsky.social · 7h

if you made my quarterback think about the wider world you’re dead to me

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 6h

Showing the world’s greatest statisticians my fantasy team and they’re all in agreement. “Objectively the unluckiest thing the known universe has ever seen,” they’re saying. “Not at all a reflection of your skill.”

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19h

Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!

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dudebrabroman.bsky.social @dudebrabroman.bsky.social · 6h

I need allergies to stop kicking my ass these trees got me sounding like Zizek

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 1d

a lot of journalists have internalized the idea that if people are mad at you that means you’re “challenging” them and it is stupid on its face

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CHOAM Nomsky (frightening) @samthielman.com · 23h

the duality of man

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Matias @kaplan.bio · 2d

oh so now suddenly these guys can't do phrenology

tweet from matty that reads "I'm honestly still not 100% sure how you're supposed to tell if a given skull insignia is specifically a nazi skull"

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dudebrabroman.bsky.social @dudebrabroman.bsky.social · 1d

They’ve gone full what do we do when we can’t win normally and it’s working

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · Aug 10

bangs call to white women like the green goblin mask

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1d

Was reading security guards talking about how it’s bullshit that they can’t mount a flashlight on their gun and this made laugh

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Craig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 1d

bigots collectively crashed out at the chance of losing power and tore the country apart. that's what happened. you don't gotta accept a little nibble of the blame for that to relate to mfs.

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dudebrabroman.bsky.social @dudebrabroman.bsky.social · 1d

As someone who eats meat interacting with cows and pigs makes me feel bad about it but every time I interact with a chicken I leave like fuck you you deserve to die

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 1d

You really see how little one hand knows what the other is doing with this, because I’m sure Miller thinks he’s taking a stand against degenerate art but Trump is just doing it because he’s a queeny old man who loves tacky interior design

Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 1d

Ross Douthat's argument for Trump's ballroom (despite its "whiff" of corruption, lol) is implicitly tied to Stephen Miller's ravings about modern art -- a rage against what their ideological forebears called Degenerate Art.

From article:
Put more simply, progressives and urban institutions are good at protecting architectural beauty where it already exists, lousy at making sure that new development happens on a reasonable timeline and onsistently terrible at encouraging >>>loveliness<<< in the developments that do get built.
The case for Trump's ballroom is connected to these failures. First, it is...

[emphasis added]

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dudebrabroman.bsky.social @dudebrabroman.bsky.social · 1d

Survive and advance LFG

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Katie ⚾️ 🇨🇦 @bluejaygal.bsky.social · 1d

THIS TROLL GETTING THIS SPOT BY THE BULLPEN 😂

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dudebrabroman.bsky.social @dudebrabroman.bsky.social · 1d

We’re hitting literally every at bat it’s like HOW IS THE STARTER STILL IN versus YOU CAN’T BURN THE PEN I love baseball

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 2d

Fun fact, this post is illegal in Britain: “Soldier F is Lance Corporal David James Cleary”

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 3d

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

atlantic article screenshot
headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get
sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight
by yasmin tayag

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2d

While you guys were busy sucking each others dicks I was sucking all kinds of stuff and broadening my horizons

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 3d

i think a thing worth tacking on to this is that i’m pretty sure in the underground gambling days if you tried to bet on the rebound total for the 8th best player on the worst team in the nba the bookie would just shoot you

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 3d

the legalized gambling industry is a net negative for society & deserves heavy scrutiny...
but it seems like this case is about:
1. mafia-organized rigged poker games
2. the regulatory structure of legalized gambling detecting match-fixing which would have gone unnoticed with underground bookies

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 3d

Our system rewards exploitation almost exclusively, which means only the meanest, most heartless motherfuckers rise to the top. People willing to deny a kid’s lifesaving surgery, or make bombs to murder refugees in tents, or inaugurate the age of truly universal mass surveillance. Rule by the worst.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 3d

People from the internet going to Waffle House for the first time and getting Paris syndrome as they realize nobody actually has any interest in fighting at all

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dudebrabroman.bsky.social @dudebrabroman.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah but only for republicans

dudebrabroman.bsky.social @dudebrabroman.bsky.social · 3d

Ok it’s wild getting gambling ads watching the thunder when a fucking nba head coach had the Feds roll through this morning

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