got banned from my friends discord for telling them that philadelphia phillies backup catcher garrett stubbs posted a video on tiktok of himself taking a shot of his wife’s breast milk
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i need everyone on the phillies to stop telling us what they are doing with their milk and blood immediately.
i'm driving through guatemala on a rented motorbike, taking in the view of majestic green landscape, when an unexpectedly familiar smell hits me. the subway Fresh Bread(TM) Odor induces a massive cascading brain hemorrhage, killing me instantly
i'm driving through guatemala on a rented motorbike, taking in the view of majestic green landscape, when an unexpectedly familiar smell hits me. the subway Fresh Bread(TM) Odor induces a massive cascading brain hemorrhage, killing me instantly
“why did someone save this post??” i dunno that button was put in a part of the UI that makes it trivially easy for someone to accidentally press it & not realize it, but no actually i saved that post because later im going to stroke my shit to completion to your thoughts about orange juice pulp
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“why did someone save this post??” i dunno that button was put in a part of the UI that makes it trivially easy for someone to accidentally press it & not realize it, but no actually i saved that post because later im going to stroke my shit to completion to your thoughts about orange juice pulp
rough year for mr. met. he's been off his workout routine for months, can't stand listening to the lumineers anymore, mrs. met won't talk to him outside official appearances, he maxed out for cuomo and sliwa, and now the only coworker who likes him took a better job on the other side of the country
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
rough year for mr. met. he's been off his workout routine for months, can't stand listening to the lumineers anymore, mrs. met won't talk to him outside official appearances, he maxed out for cuomo and sliwa, and now the only coworker who likes him took a better job on the other side of the country
Is it too much to ask to get a criminal justice degree without having to also be required to spend $800 to balance chemical equations for some reason? The election valence of Mercury is irrelevant. It’s useful to someone, but it’s not useful to me.
December 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yeah I’m sure knowing basic shit wouldn’t help you at all when some expert is presenting pseudoscience as objective reality
it's ok to worship false idols ironically. god can see what's in your heart so he knows when you're doing a bit even if it's really deadpan. he can tell you're worshipping all like "check it out, i'm these guys: duhhh i love fake ass pagan crap!" god's up there going OOOOH like he's at a rap battle
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
it's ok to worship false idols ironically. god can see what's in your heart so he knows when you're doing a bit even if it's really deadpan. he can tell you're worshipping all like "check it out, i'm these guys: duhhh i love fake ass pagan crap!" god's up there going OOOOH like he's at a rap battle
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’m not saying he’d do it forever but I bet jay cutler could use money badly enough to give it a go
As an aside it’ll never not be funny to me that the most institutionally pro marriage school I ever attended’s football situation is objectively an extremely toxic situationship that is driving everyone around them fucking insane
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
As an aside it’ll never not be funny to me that the most institutionally pro marriage school I ever attended’s football situation is objectively an extremely toxic situationship that is driving everyone around them fucking insane