@dudebrabroman.bsky.social
You’re not homeless because of luck not merit
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THE BEATING OFF JOKER: its too late batman! im beating off!
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 AM
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: its too late batman! im beating off!
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
I think whichever team loses the army navy game should have to be legally responsible for the marines
December 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I think whichever team loses the army navy game should have to be legally responsible for the marines
Guess they wanted a new coach who was more Uteful
NEWS: Kyle Whittingham, the all-time winningest head coach in the history of Utah’s football program, will step down from leading the Utes.
He’ll wrap up his career with the Las Vegas Bowl on Dec. 31.
He’ll wrap up his career with the Las Vegas Bowl on Dec. 31.
December 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Guess they wanted a new coach who was more Uteful
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i need everyone on the phillies to stop telling us what they are doing with their milk and blood immediately.
got banned from my friends discord for telling them that philadelphia phillies backup catcher garrett stubbs posted a video on tiktok of himself taking a shot of his wife’s breast milk
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i need everyone on the phillies to stop telling us what they are doing with their milk and blood immediately.
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ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
May 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
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i'm driving through guatemala on a rented motorbike, taking in the view of majestic green landscape, when an unexpectedly familiar smell hits me. the subway Fresh Bread(TM) Odor induces a massive cascading brain hemorrhage, killing me instantly
SUBWAY • Amatitlán; 7a Calle 1550, Amatitlán, Guatemala https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=14.4825047%2C-90.62951079999999&query_place_id=ChIJkw50EBIJiYURdFkcTqnCHAw
December 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
i'm driving through guatemala on a rented motorbike, taking in the view of majestic green landscape, when an unexpectedly familiar smell hits me. the subway Fresh Bread(TM) Odor induces a massive cascading brain hemorrhage, killing me instantly
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Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
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“why did someone save this post??” i dunno that button was put in a part of the UI that makes it trivially easy for someone to accidentally press it & not realize it, but no actually i saved that post because later im going to stroke my shit to completion to your thoughts about orange juice pulp
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“why did someone save this post??” i dunno that button was put in a part of the UI that makes it trivially easy for someone to accidentally press it & not realize it, but no actually i saved that post because later im going to stroke my shit to completion to your thoughts about orange juice pulp
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rough year for mr. met. he's been off his workout routine for months, can't stand listening to the lumineers anymore, mrs. met won't talk to him outside official appearances, he maxed out for cuomo and sliwa, and now the only coworker who likes him took a better job on the other side of the country
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
rough year for mr. met. he's been off his workout routine for months, can't stand listening to the lumineers anymore, mrs. met won't talk to him outside official appearances, he maxed out for cuomo and sliwa, and now the only coworker who likes him took a better job on the other side of the country
In honor of Joseph smith and the honor code byu basketball has decided to get through this game without scoring
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
In honor of Joseph smith and the honor code byu basketball has decided to get through this game without scoring
Yeah I’m sure knowing basic shit wouldn’t help you at all when some expert is presenting pseudoscience as objective reality
Is it too much to ask to get a criminal justice degree without having to also be required to spend $800 to balance chemical equations for some reason? The election valence of Mercury is irrelevant. It’s useful to someone, but it’s not useful to me.
December 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yeah I’m sure knowing basic shit wouldn’t help you at all when some expert is presenting pseudoscience as objective reality
Imagine how mad the 28 year olds out of the league are that Phillip rivers got this call and not them
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Imagine how mad the 28 year olds out of the league are that Phillip rivers got this call and not them
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it's ok to worship false idols ironically. god can see what's in your heart so he knows when you're doing a bit even if it's really deadpan. he can tell you're worshipping all like "check it out, i'm these guys: duhhh i love fake ass pagan crap!" god's up there going OOOOH like he's at a rap battle
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
it's ok to worship false idols ironically. god can see what's in your heart so he knows when you're doing a bit even if it's really deadpan. he can tell you're worshipping all like "check it out, i'm these guys: duhhh i love fake ass pagan crap!" god's up there going OOOOH like he's at a rap battle
I’m not saying he’d do it forever but I bet jay cutler could use money badly enough to give it a go
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’m not saying he’d do it forever but I bet jay cutler could use money badly enough to give it a go
As an aside it’ll never not be funny to me that the most institutionally pro marriage school I ever attended’s football situation is objectively an extremely toxic situationship that is driving everyone around them fucking insane
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
As an aside it’ll never not be funny to me that the most institutionally pro marriage school I ever attended’s football situation is objectively an extremely toxic situationship that is driving everyone around them fucking insane
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People were out here rending garments about the fucking Russell athletic bowl?
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
People were out here rending garments about the fucking Russell athletic bowl?
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[sprinting to buy all the caleb williams stock everyone is selling]
September 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
[sprinting to buy all the caleb williams stock everyone is selling]
Bears versus packers is amazing because what the fuck do you mean that Green Bay just stays beating Chicago at football
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Bears versus packers is amazing because what the fuck do you mean that Green Bay just stays beating Chicago at football
I for one think your favorite team should simply be so good at football they can make the selection committee not matter
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I for one think your favorite team should simply be so good at football they can make the selection committee not matter
Player agency was great until the first transfer left my team in December
everyone on BLUESKY loves COLLECTIVE BARGAINING until it’s the PLAYERS opting out of the POP TART BOWL
*my boyfriend buckles me into straight jacket*
*my boyfriend buckles me into straight jacket*
December 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Player agency was great until the first transfer left my team in December
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everyone on BLUESKY loves COLLECTIVE BARGAINING until it’s the PLAYERS opting out of the POP TART BOWL
*my boyfriend buckles me into straight jacket*
*my boyfriend buckles me into straight jacket*
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
everyone on BLUESKY loves COLLECTIVE BARGAINING until it’s the PLAYERS opting out of the POP TART BOWL
*my boyfriend buckles me into straight jacket*
*my boyfriend buckles me into straight jacket*
I think west Africa should get to run France for a bit until they get shit fixed in west Africa or it’s as broken as west Africa in Paris
You know your coup is fucked when a dude rolls up wearing his kevlar like this
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think west Africa should get to run France for a bit until they get shit fixed in west Africa or it’s as broken as west Africa in Paris
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Whom amongst us wasn't a bit timid in college before later getting more physical in the box?
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Whom amongst us wasn't a bit timid in college before later getting more physical in the box?