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Dan of the Year

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28d

Hate when my country rolls out new terms of service

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 11m

Every tech billionaire has one idea, and that idea is “what if the robot could fuck me”

Axios @axios.com · 1h

Sam Altman says OpenAI will allow erotica for adult users

In a post on X, Altman also said ChatGPT will engage more personally.

www.axios.com

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 16m

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 16m

Oh honey I’m sorry I’m advance for what you’re about to see

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28m

Yeah between this and the rfk poop post we need some recovery time

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 1h

Naw man don’t do it

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Lentil purée with sausages for dinner tonight.

Picture of a man’s legs standing above a cup

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 1h

Everything about this is cringe but especially how he’s making HIMSELF the focal point. This is not about you, don lemon!

Don Lemon @donlemonofficial.bsky.social · 3d

I'm LIVE on Twitch: twitch.tv/donlemon

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 3h

The right continuing to make the word ‘radical’ sound cool as hell 🤘

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19h

That’s right! Thanks, Fox News!
www.foxnews.com/politics/squ...

Squad 2.0: Meet America's next wave of radical Democrats shaping the party's future

Progressive Democrats, including Zohran Mamdani and Omar Fateh, have emerged as the new generation of candidates responding to President Donald Trump's second term.

www.foxnews.com

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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 3h

There are a lot of Onion/Clickhole articles that have become meme-ified to the point that they serve as short-hand responses to posts - "Worst Guy You Know Makes Great Point," "No way to stop this says only place it happens," etc, but I feel like this is an underutilized one.

Researchers No Closer To Understanding What The Fuck You’re Talking About

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Finding themselves increasingly frustrated after years of fruitless analysis, researchers working with a Harvard-coordinated international multi-university research initiative published ...

theonion.com

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 3h

ai is gonna teach a lot of people that you dont want what you want. what you want is something you didn't know you wanted. you know who gives you that? other people

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🧣 Scarf-by Capa-cozy 🍄🍂 [Feral Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 4h

Stocked wall-to-wall with inflatable costumes, of course.

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 5h

Hoping the AI bubble collapses soon so we can get a bunch of new Spirit Halloweens in these data centers

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 5h

Truly history’s greatest loser

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Encephalophagy 🎃 @encephalophagy.bsky.social · 5h

"Return to the office," they said.

"It'll improve collaboration," they said.

The office toilet is clogged because some dumbass dumped a bloody tampon into it.

Fuck RTO.