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Bill H
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Not related to THAT Hoover. Or the other one. No, not the company either. Still thinkin’ about the tardigrades abandoned on the moon.
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I just hope ~someone~ got some Terrible News™️ at Walter Reed and is desperately scrambling to complete a “ballroom” so they can enjoy one (1) fancy State dinner there before…
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By the way if Platner was serious about his duty to the country and not just in it for the power, he'd have already stepped down. Republicans are gonna run "see they have Nazis too" ads in the general and he knows it and his team knows it but they don't care.
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I know there's a lot to be mad about etc but it's annoying that, after a cadre of cartoonishly evil billionaires wrecked the country there isn't an opposition party pitching their No More Billionaires law every single day
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Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
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Kind of goes without saying but it’s crystal clear now that Trump’s pardons are communicating that you can break any law as long as he personally benefits in some way from the crime.
Maybe as a medical assistive device? But otherwise 😬
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defeating an ICE arrest by being able to walk three miles an hour
The “Don’t piss off the the revenue generating subscribers” Challenge- difficulty level impossible
We gotta fix the tax code
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Like just when you thought American regional culture and civic identity had been flattened into a Panera, along comes ICE to make each place fly its own flag. Love it.
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
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“We will rebuild the White House as it was and pay for it by seizing assets from Trump, the Trump Organization, and his family.”
None of this is legal! People are choosing to break the law! Other people are choosing not to hold them accountable! What the fuck!!!
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The lack of , I dunno what to call it, elite concern over a chunk of the White House being arbitrarily torn down kinda fits my idea the American empire ends not with a bang but with everyone just wandering away, people just stop showing up to work etc
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ppl forgot the original context of "no purity tests" - campaigns for ppl to sit out GENERAL elections bc the D candidate wasn't pure enough, thus electing the worse R. This PRIMARY IS THE EXACT TIME FOR PURITY TESTING. It's when you decide what kind of candidate you want to run. All issues are on.
What a thought! 😬
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listen we all know how to solve this

make 👏 Platner 👏 do 👏 an 👏 interview 👏 with 👏 Chotiner 👏
It’ll all be worth it when the President and his blushing bride step out onto the floor for the inaugural dance, a stately Waltz that segues into a passionate Paso Doble that symbolizes their passion for each other and us, their adoring subjects
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I want to know if they removed all the furniture, decorative objects, furnishings, etc. from the building or did they just bulldoze it all.

Seems important.
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This exactly how Black folks feel about the Confederate flag
If some group had tried to murder YOUR grandparents, would you be cool with someone having a tattoo of their logo? Would you accept that it was a "youthful mistake" or that they just didn't understand it? Would you let it slide bc you don't want to "alienate" people who don't think it's a big deal?
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running for president in '28, my entire campaign is just two posters, one picturing prominent members of the current administration beneath the banner headline "PRISON", and another of all the leading techbros beneath the banner headline 'WE WILL TAKE ALL THEIR MONEY'
<drags on unfiltered cig>

Son, life is loss. Everything leaves. Family. Friends. Bloon. The only constant is despair. Bonne chance.
2.75 BILLION more cash? In one quarter?!?

Mmmhmm