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@chellchell13.bsky.social

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suburban bisexual leftist millennial cringe rapscallion. wi & mn. swiftie. cat lady x4. pop punk aficionado. sports yapper. tv fan. home gardener. crochet & fitness enthusiast. supply chain by day, home chef by night. The Mrs. to snievan12.bsky.social

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · Sep 17

Based on a comment I made recently because I wanna update my pinned post:

✅this user is a minion of the trans community

Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 48m

Oh! Boys Like Girls just announced a new tour, and they’re one of the supporting artists. (If that helps with genre)

Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 52m

Arrows in Action!! Pop-punkish I guess? Catchy but with a bit of edge? lol

I ought to skeet about them more because they are a big obsession of mine. Found them on tiktok like 4-5 years ago and they’ve been steadily growing, touring, and releasing music since! And recently just got signed 😭

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ficklenuts likes a good stuffing 🦃 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18h

I love the tingling anticipation before I inflict some harmless, absurd nonsense on friends and loved ones for my own amusement

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 3h

If anyone needs me I’ll be sobbing

NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 3h

[Schefter] Tests confirmed that Packers TE Tucker Kraft did in fact tear his ACL as feared, per source. x.com/adamschefter...

Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 4h

The absolute shade in your alt text damn lol

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 1d

I say this with only love for my team but what the fuck are the Packers doing today?

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Generally speaking I don't want my items to be Futuristic, I want them to work

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 2d

* changes the wall calendar from pumpkin to turkey *

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 1d

I am so mad I decided to care about the World Series but please don’t ever let this end lmao

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1d

two frames:
- first frame: lady yells "Why can't you be normal?"
- second frame: Game 7 of the World Series with the caption "[screaming]"

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 1d

You know they can play for an extra hour because of Daylight Saving Time.

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 2d

Great job, everyone, we did it again

"WEEN HALLOWED" with small skeletons dancing around.

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 1d

Roasting the seeds is my favorite part! They’re so tasty

Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 2d

Look at all these goofballs with their decorations still up. Don’t they know Halloween was last month?

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 2d

Halloween is the best holiday because it's all about people giving neighbors and strangers treats for free and telling kids how awesome they are.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 3d

Halloween might be the only thing on earth that social media has made better. I love seeing how creative people are.

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 2d

Considering I wear black way more than any rainbow… yes.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 2d

muppetized horror movie posters: thread

Count Von Count in a movie poster for Sinners.

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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 3d

disgusting

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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 2d

every time someone talks about welfare fraud I want to grab their heads and point them directly at the trillions of dollars slushing around the stock market

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Chellied Cranberry Sauce 🦃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 2d

Brb in my Lincoln Era.

Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 3d

Using the euphemism “I’m in my Lincoln Era” whenever I go to the bathroom

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 3d

Funny how you can send messages to 99% of people without a second thought and that the remaining 1% activates the dreaded 'extreme message analysis' mode.