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Lou Inglese
@chaos440.bsky.social
790 followers 980 following 1.6K posts
LOSTie forever, Fire Starter, Westworld host, SciFi geek jonesing for his cortexiphan fix. Don't Panic! I WILL fix your computer, but I won't like it.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · Oct 13
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 14m
Like Garfield, I hate Mondays, the difference is that I also hate Tuesdays through Sundays.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 1d
what did she call us | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE and one other person are handcuffed on a platform over a big cylindrical vat full of glowing liquid. Behind them, TWO ARMED TROOPERS stand. One is shouting, next to a big lever. TROOPER: You have all been charged with sexual deviance under the new statutes! TROOPER: You are hereby sentenced… PANEL 2: Closer in on MATTIE and the person next to her. TROOPER (VO): …To being dropped into a big vat of acid, thus dissolving your perverted bodies! MATTIE: I sure did prefer life before we were overrun by fascist stormtroopers. PANEL 3: The TROOPERS look at each other. TROOPER 2: Sorry…What did she-he call us? TROOPER 1: NOT Cool… PANEL 4: The other TROOPER from panel 3. He's crying, and pulls the lever. Some acid splashes into the frame. TROOPER: STOP BULLYING ME! SFX: CLUNK SFX: SPLASH
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ashley scarebanks 💀🕯️ @ziibiing.com · 23h
lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day
AJ West • 1h Find your own holiday instead of stealing. Today is Columbus Day as designated by the federal government Reply 6
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Fabutab @fabutab.bsky.social · 1d
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 5d
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 1d
🚨🚨🚨WA Governor Bob Ferguson responds to a letter he received from AG Pam Bondi in which she threatened to place him in jail. 🧯He is on fire! 1/2
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d
pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d
"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."
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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 2d
Everyone remember where you were today when your colon screamed in terror. We’ve finally hit fuck it. Just gimme a bucket of steak nuggets from Arby’s. Arby’s.. where colons go to cry.
Arby’s new Steak Nuggets pictured in mirror fashion for extra thirst trap.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 3d
Peter Thiel looks like a weirdo in an 80s movie who has two minutes before the devil claims his soul.
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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 5d
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 3d
Find the restored 'dreamers cut' out on the net. It's even better than the theatrical release.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4d
My most hilarious posts get the fewest likes, it’s science.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 4d
I'm going to the protest in NYC, but this shit makes me want to jump in the car.
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 4d
Dear NYT: When an anti-education fuckwit billionaire submits an op-ed on why we should dismantle higher education as we know it, you aren't obligated to print their nonsense.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 4d
Know why so many Christians wear crucifixes?
Because you sure as shit wouldn't know they're Christians by their actions.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 4d
Attempting to improve my nutrition. How many servings of vegetables is a cup of coffee?
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 5d
Finished my Kirsh in time for NY Comic Con tomorrow...
(I did give the wig a hacky haircut after this, but no time to reshoot) #AlienEarth
Me, wearing my Alien:Earth Kirsh coplay with T. Ocellus (the eye-lien) taking a shoulder ride. My T. Ocellus (the eye-lien) accessory. The tentacles are posable.
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BLTSoftTaco 🏳️‍⚧️ @bltsofttaco.bsky.social · 5d
They are telling us they are going to use the military to kill US citizens, on US soil, on their enemies list with impunity. No judge, no jury, just executioner.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 5d
My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."
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Lee West @whodat35.bsky.social · 6d
Trump has lost his flipping mind.

Tump has deployed troops to Chicago over the objections of the city's mayor and state's governor, and is now saying they should both be "in jail."

Are we done with this tyrant yet? #NoKings #25A
Donald J. Trump Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also! 263 ReTruths 864 Likes Oct 08, 2020, 8:19AM
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 7d
The deepest circle of hell is reserved for people who put you on speakerphone in a crowded room and don't tell you.
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 7d
"I don't need to see your ID"
Listen, you're going to look at this ID, squint hard, then look at me and back at the ID or we're going to have a problem, OK?
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 7d
Sure God has the perfect plan but if you slip him a few prayers maybe he'll find an even more perfect plan, if you catch my drift.
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Jameel Jaffer @jameeljaffer.bsky.social · 7d
It's a pretty big deal that the NYC Bar Association--one of the most prominent and respected bar associations in the country--is accusing the President of ordering the "unlawful summary execution," i.e. murder--of civilians in violation of US and international law. www.nycbar.org/press-releas...
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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 8d
After they've cut it...
The Trump cake is cut to reveal worms, insects and assorted vermin inside.