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wannabe comedian/poet/artist For more joy: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7ttmvhdvnnwbdmdhsghqiw4/feed/aaadvkzg7hbmk

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 1d

#daisies

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · May 18

*puts cookies on my tits*

Look! Oreolas!

-me, flirting

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Jul 3

Any joke can be a dad joke if it’s disappointed in me enough

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 1m

👏👏

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 7h

My dentist said I’ve been doing a good job flossing at my cleaning today, please clap

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 5h

If I wasn’t meant to store stuff in my cleavage, it wouldn’t be called a rack

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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 9h

A man that makes you laugh.. that’s everything..

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 13h

I wish my penis made me laugh the way it makes others laugh

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 17h

Go touch grass, lie down in it face up, and wait for me to put a stack of Mentos on your belly button and pour diet coke over it

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 9h

But ofc! I’ve got 68 others

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 13h

If you're finished with that personality, can I try it out for a while?

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 9h

Heheh

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Rachel Armes-McLaughlin @mother-poet.bsky.social · 9h

So pretty. My daughter brought me one yesterday 🌼

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 9h

Lovely!

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 9h

I’d read you a bedtime story and tuck you in and then watch you sleep.

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 9h

😬

human @bshuman.bsky.social · 9h

I’m reading a book about pi

Still reading it and reading it

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☠TheDeadDon'tDie☠ 🐢🎨🧜‍♀️🎪🎠 @railroadofsin.bsky.social · 13h

I read a book about Resurrection

It really raised my spirits.

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

I read a book about prophecies. It was pretty predictable

The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 1d

I'm reading a book about premature ejaculation. I can't wait to finish.

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 9h

Ten minutes into the Jane Goodall documentary and I'm already emotional and in need of a hug.

Gorgeous human, in being.

a woman is standing in front of a sign that says university of toronto and says go for it .

ALT: a woman is standing in front of a sign that says university of toronto and says go for it .

media.tenor.com

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 9h

Nope

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 12d

I'm right here bitch ass

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 12d

You hide your looks behind these scars…

Hybrid Moments- Misfits

YouTube video by Molly Rowland

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 9h

I tried to listen to The Sound of Silence, but to no avail.

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 9h

I’m reading a book about the joy of sax, but it blows!

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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 4d

British police have to undergo specific training to clarify that "Minnie Driver" is a name, not a description.

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 14h

You’re allowed to ghost people in October. It’s festive

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