This is real. Chicago today.

the most unsurprising thing in the world is now every rightwinger, all yhe way up to JD vance, have explicitely defended this and the statements made by those in this group. and that’s by design, every single rightwinger is now an extremist nazi

jd vance is currently defending this

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

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The boring and obvious take that anti-woke positions have the effect (and in many cases the intent) of making it acceptable in polite circles to be a degenerate racist was and remains correct.

you have cum gutters. I have crumb gutters. We are not the same.

If you’re a man in the room and a public official says this about your female colleague, you don’t continue as if nothing happened.

It is to the shame of all the male reporters in the room that they do not immediately leave

Hello everyone.

Antifa is not a real organization.

Proud Boys are.

Oath Keepers are.

Patriot Front is.

KKK is.

Heritage Foundation is.

Antifa is not.

Thanks for your attention.

Remember when the billionaires accelerated the fascism because Americans started waking up about a lot of systemic issues about capitalism after Trump 1.0, and then about healthcare after the pandemic, and then police brutality after George Floyd, and then Israel after 10/7?

"We have a rising new Dem star who really engages with people, and is sure to win their next election."

DEM LEADERSHIP: That's fantastic.

"What are the next steps?"

DEM LEADERSHIP: Simple. Force them to step aside and throw their support behind this 80-year-old lifetime politician.

I really just once a reporter would reply “oh are you gonna cry about it”

If this shocks you in the least you’ve had your head up your ass for 15 years.

It's against Facebook's terms of service to reveal the identity of America's secret police.

look, we cant expect Christians to follow the teachings of jesus christ if it interferes with their personal beliefs

One thing that I’ve come around on in comics is it used to seem corny and childish that a bunch of guys would call themselves the Legion of Doom and meet in an old castle where they’d be like ”hiss let us defeat the ideas of hope and love hiss” but that’s what they’re actually doing in real life lol

Showed my class the "It's a Good Life" episode of The Twilight Zone because I wanted them to understand what it looks like when you give an idiot child who is also a dangerous narcissist absolute power.

I’m kind of disappointed. It’s way tamer than I would expect from young republicans

"I love Hitler": Young Republican leaders spout racist, anti-LGBTQ+ views in leaked chat - LGBTQ Nation

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Both sides of a conflict are calling each other evil and corrupt, rendering me, a humble journalist, helpless to discern the truth. Best I can do is let you know that both sides are in fact saying those things. Hope this helps

You pay taxes so he can illegally weaponize that money against you and your community

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