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amylynnrj
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Giant emotional marshmallow. Nerd. Animal lover. Rower. Midwestern expat in the SF Bay area. She/her/hers
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At least make it DANBROWN.

AT LEAST
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

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MAGICAL.

To be fair, if I hadn't needed to pee before we left the venue, or if we hadn't had to wait 10 minutes+ for a train, or both, it would have been earlier. BUT STILL
A lovely show but I am too gd old to be getting home at 11:15 pm on a school night
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.
We are at intermission and I have already laughed until I cried multiple times. A++ show, would see again
Off to the city to see Sarah Millican! Looking forward to some British slang that she'll have to explain to us thick Yanks
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On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
Off to the city to see Sarah Millican! Looking forward to some British slang that she'll have to explain to us thick Yanks
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MY DOG SNORING: awww look at the sleepy baby, probably chasing rabbits or running around the beach, oh my perfect little angel face I love you so, rest well sweet prince you are always in my heart ❤️

MY HUSBAND SNORING: this motherf…
I absolutely love the first morning after falling back. An extra hour of sleep?? YES PLEASE.
I was quite skeptical of No Man's Sky because I remember the issues it had when it was first released but having given it a shot I'm now sucked in
I had forgotten that A Knight's Tale is approximately 16% just Paul Bettany's bare ass
Episode 1 of Welcome to Derry goes HARD
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good morning to no one except the woman who dressed up like an AMC movie theater for the halloween parade
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My Holiday is Over.

I may diminish into the west.

And by that I mean the half off candy aisle.
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It’s been 47 years since an irresponsible mental health practitioner and the Haddonfield Police Department murdered an innocent man. Justice for Ben Tramer.
Sheer depravity within
I really hope no one posts pictures of their pets in Halloween costumes tonight no one wants to see that kind of degeneracy in this economy.
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this is just what candy corn looks like on the cob
Annual reminder, for an easy Halloween craft, stack your candy corn to resemble a vagina dentata.
Neglected to start prepping the dog for the time change this weekend so I guess we can look forward to wake up staring an hour earlier Sunday
Time to play a video game where I blow some shit up. With a drink in my hand.
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#scubalife

We didn't do any #underwater #pumpkincarving this year, but that is ok....I don't think I will ever top last year's #StarTrek IV pumpkin
Got my Halloween scare of project critical document corruption at 4 PM on a Friday afternoon...

Crisis was (narrowly) averted but not before my heart rate spiked +20 bpm
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Happy Space Halloween! ✨🎃
Just to put a smile on your face, let's remember when Senator Mark Kelly sent his twin Scott a gorilla suit on an ISS resupply (which blew up in 2015), then sent him a SECOND gorilla suit, which Scott used to scare the hell out of British astronaut Tim Peake.

I admire the determination to a gag.
a room with a sign that says euronews at the bottom
Alt: A camera on the ISS captures a man (British astronaut Tim Peake) swimming wildly out of control through microgravity, while pursued by gorilla (actually Scott Kelly in a gorilla suit). There's a soft-sided storage container that Tim has to shove aside to get through a connector. It's a comical effect.
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