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amylynnrj
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Giant emotional marshmallow. Nerd. Animal lover. Rower. Midwestern expat in the SF Bay area. She/her/hers
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MY DOG SNORING: awww look at the sleepy baby, probably chasing rabbits or running around the beach, oh my perfect little angel face I love you so, rest well sweet prince you are always in my heart ❤️

MY HUSBAND SNORING: this motherf…
I absolutely love the first morning after falling back. An extra hour of sleep?? YES PLEASE.
I was quite skeptical of No Man's Sky because I remember the issues it had when it was first released but having given it a shot I'm now sucked in
I had forgotten that A Knight's Tale is approximately 16% just Paul Bettany's bare ass
Episode 1 of Welcome to Derry goes HARD
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good morning to no one except the woman who dressed up like an AMC movie theater for the halloween parade
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My Holiday is Over.

I may diminish into the west.

And by that I mean the half off candy aisle.
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It’s been 47 years since an irresponsible mental health practitioner and the Haddonfield Police Department murdered an innocent man. Justice for Ben Tramer.
Sheer depravity within
I really hope no one posts pictures of their pets in Halloween costumes tonight no one wants to see that kind of degeneracy in this economy.
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this is just what candy corn looks like on the cob
Annual reminder, for an easy Halloween craft, stack your candy corn to resemble a vagina dentata.
Neglected to start prepping the dog for the time change this weekend so I guess we can look forward to wake up staring an hour earlier Sunday
Time to play a video game where I blow some shit up. With a drink in my hand.
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#scubalife

We didn't do any #underwater #pumpkincarving this year, but that is ok....I don't think I will ever top last year's #StarTrek IV pumpkin
Got my Halloween scare of project critical document corruption at 4 PM on a Friday afternoon...

Crisis was (narrowly) averted but not before my heart rate spiked +20 bpm
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Happy Space Halloween! ✨🎃
Just to put a smile on your face, let's remember when Senator Mark Kelly sent his twin Scott a gorilla suit on an ISS resupply (which blew up in 2015), then sent him a SECOND gorilla suit, which Scott used to scare the hell out of British astronaut Tim Peake.

I admire the determination to a gag.
a room with a sign that says euronews at the bottom
Alt: A camera on the ISS captures a man (British astronaut Tim Peake) swimming wildly out of control through microgravity, while pursued by gorilla (actually Scott Kelly in a gorilla suit). There's a soft-sided storage container that Tim has to shove aside to get through a connector. It's a comical effect.
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Seeing Panda dressed as Grogu AND a sub for excellent writing?? WIN WIN
does anyone want to see a picture of Panda the teeny chihuahua in her gremlin/baby yoda costume? asking for IF THE FLYTRAP GETS SIX MORE SUBS TONIGHT I WILL SHOW YOU

(real talk i will show you anyway but here we are)
< chappel roan voice >

SIX TO GO
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does anyone want to see a picture of Panda the teeny chihuahua in her gremlin/baby yoda costume? asking for IF THE FLYTRAP GETS SIX MORE SUBS TONIGHT I WILL SHOW YOU

(real talk i will show you anyway but here we are)
< chappel roan voice >

SIX TO GO
< george strait voice >

still lookin' for 8 when i hit that gate
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People don’t grasp that Trump is actually a poster. He’s the only president like this so far, it’s fascinating

Sometimes he just says shit because it will make a good post, he doesn’t mean it. Sometimes it still filters down into policy because he decides he believes it after it gets a lot of likes
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No matter how badly you think Bezos and his pet Murdoch third-stringer are wrecking the Post, it’s worse. (And this is the unintentional sabotage!)
I miss the days when sitting slightly askew at my desk wasn't sufficient to jack up my shoulder for the next three days