If you want to maintain your nostalgia, do not check to what's happened to xmasape
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If you want to maintain your nostalgia, do not check to what's happened to xmasape
Do not check to see how xmasape has aged
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Do not check to see how xmasape has aged
November 30, 2024 at 3:20 PM
*food cart trailer door flies open*
"HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN' BOYS?"
@drewmagary @mattufford @xmasape @Unsilent
"HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN' BOYS?"
@drewmagary @mattufford @xmasape @Unsilent
November 22, 2024 at 9:58 PM
*food cart trailer door flies open*
"HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN' BOYS?"
@drewmagary @mattufford @xmasape @Unsilent
"HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN' BOYS?"
@drewmagary @mattufford @xmasape @Unsilent
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November 7, 2024 at 6:42 AM
@JasenComstock https://x.com/xmasape/status/697439611644047360
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November 24, 2024 at 2:51 PM
@JasenComstock https://x.com/xmasape/status/697439611644047360
Ladies and gentlemen, the Santa Clara 49ers! #garbagefire https://x.com/xmasape/status/687710611694862337
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November 24, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the Santa Clara 49ers! #garbagefire https://x.com/xmasape/status/687710611694862337
I’m in love with Carson Palmer https://x.com/xmasape/status/681247058590887936
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November 11, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I’m in love with Carson Palmer https://x.com/xmasape/status/681247058590887936
Hard to believe this brand of "humor" is still a thing.
https://x.com/xmasape/status/660871809319890945
https://x.com/xmasape/status/660871809319890945
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December 5, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Hard to believe this brand of "humor" is still a thing.
https://x.com/xmasape/status/660871809319890945
https://x.com/xmasape/status/660871809319890945
@joeferrentino @MenInBlazers @xmasape Sepp Blatter's prophecy comes true, intergalactic World Cup
November 18, 2024 at 7:41 AM
@joeferrentino @MenInBlazers @xmasape Sepp Blatter's prophecy comes true, intergalactic World Cup
Trying to make me as ashamed as possible for being a fan RT @SaintsForecast: “@xmasape: Da Fuq? https://x.com/xmasape/status/519690973178101760/photo/1” that's commitment
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December 4, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Trying to make me as ashamed as possible for being a fan RT @SaintsForecast: “@xmasape: Da Fuq? https://x.com/xmasape/status/519690973178101760/photo/1” that's commitment
First they came for the polar bears, and I said nothing because I lived in a temperate zone. https://x.com/xmasape/status/514203003524747264/photo/1
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January 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
First they came for the polar bears, and I said nothing because I lived in a temperate zone. https://x.com/xmasape/status/514203003524747264/photo/1
http://t.co/27BpT2WoRR RT @drewmagary: He's like a dream... RT @xmasape Joey Bagadonuts RT @recordsANDradio Trill http://t.co/z3Xj6BjY3N
November 18, 2024 at 9:45 PM
http://t.co/27BpT2WoRR RT @drewmagary: He's like a dream... RT @xmasape Joey Bagadonuts RT @recordsANDradio Trill http://t.co/z3Xj6BjY3N
My rule of thumb: If anyone says "You can't hate [team/athlete]," I INSTANTLY loathe said team/athlete. <a href="http://thefederalist.com/2013/10/15/stop-trying-make-cardinals-hatred-happen-going-happen/" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://thefederalist.com/2013/10/15/stop-trying-make-cardinals-hatred-happen-going-happen/ (ht @xmasape)
Stop trying to make Cardinals hatred happen. It's not goi...
As the Redbirds season continues, some critics are trying...
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November 18, 2024 at 10:18 PM
My rule of thumb: If anyone says "You can't hate [team/athlete]," I INSTANTLY loathe said team/athlete. <a href="http://thefederalist.com/2013/10/15/stop-trying-make-cardinals-hatred-happen-going-happen/" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://thefederalist.com/2013/10/15/stop-trying-make-cardinals-hatred-happen-going-happen/ (ht @xmasape)
Lack of season-ending injury prevents this from being the Most Bengal Play Ever™ RT @xmasape Redskins' 0-yard pick-six: http://is.gd/FVzywN
December 9, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Lack of season-ending injury prevents this from being the Most Bengal Play Ever™ RT @xmasape Redskins' 0-yard pick-six: http://is.gd/FVzywN
So your family has redeeming value, then? RT @xmasape: Looks like I have a new least favorite cousin.
November 12, 2024 at 6:01 AM
So your family has redeeming value, then? RT @xmasape: Looks like I have a new least favorite cousin.
However, it still landed on the field. Joe Bauserman is not impressed. RT @xmasape Oop. Stafford just overthrew a two-car garage.
December 11, 2024 at 6:00 AM
However, it still landed on the field. Joe Bauserman is not impressed. RT @xmasape Oop. Stafford just overthrew a two-car garage.
Also, this says there are TWO TEAMS in New York!! WTF?!?! RT @xmasape Good question, obviously passionate Patriots fan: http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/iscb1/2011_schedule_issue_am_i_the_only_one_that/
November 24, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Also, this says there are TWO TEAMS in New York!! WTF?!?! RT @xmasape Good question, obviously passionate Patriots fan: http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/iscb1/2011_schedule_issue_am_i_the_only_one_that/
NEEDZ MOAR COFFEE: From @xmasape, this shit is too funny: <a href="http://bit.ly/gg5Sx5" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://bit.ly/gg5Sx5
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November 6, 2024 at 5:18 AM
NEEDZ MOAR COFFEE: From @xmasape, this shit is too funny: <a href="http://bit.ly/gg5Sx5" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://bit.ly/gg5Sx5
.@xmasape An athlete going to the us-versus-the-world mentality and overstating the odds of victory?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!
November 12, 2024 at 5:26 AM
.@xmasape An athlete going to the us-versus-the-world mentality and overstating the odds of victory?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!
MWAHAHAHA!!!! RT @xmasape Oh no. OH GOD NO. RT @jamisonhensley Peter King predicts Steelers will win Super Bowl http://bit.ly/aqncmQ
November 12, 2024 at 5:23 AM
MWAHAHAHA!!!! RT @xmasape Oh no. OH GOD NO. RT @jamisonhensley Peter King predicts Steelers will win Super Bowl http://bit.ly/aqncmQ
Welcome! RT @xmasape All right. I was railing against the ref bitching early in the match, but after the disallowed goal, Mail burns.
November 12, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Welcome! RT @xmasape All right. I was railing against the ref bitching early in the match, but after the disallowed goal, Mail burns.
I love @kissmesuzy and @xmasape, but want to crush my head in a vise whenever @1WinningDrive comes up. It's repetitive and misinformed.
November 12, 2024 at 5:14 AM
I love @kissmesuzy and @xmasape, but want to crush my head in a vise whenever @1WinningDrive comes up. It's repetitive and misinformed.
From @kissingsuzykolber live blog, @xmasape on the Favre pick: "THE ENTIRE SEASON WAS LEADING TO THAT POINT"
November 12, 2024 at 5:12 AM
From @kissingsuzykolber live blog, @xmasape on the Favre pick: "THE ENTIRE SEASON WAS LEADING TO THAT POINT"