Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE
@captainannoying.bsky.social
writer/editor, leftist grouch, UGA shitposter, last white man in America without a podcast; can recite “Midnight Marauders” in its entirety
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if my position is “we need sensible immigration policy and a path to citizenship for the undocumented,” and your position is “we need to yank unsuspecting abuelitas out of their cars at Ralphs and deport them to, I dunno, Tajikistan,” then no, I won’t be “meeting you in the middle”
must give a shout-out to my lovely wife, because full disclosure, earlier today i was like “ehh i don’t even know if i’m gonna watch the game” and she said “for fuck’s sake, yes you are, don’t be an asshole”
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
must give a shout-out to my lovely wife, because full disclosure, earlier today i was like “ehh i don’t even know if i’m gonna watch the game” and she said “for fuck’s sake, yes you are, don’t be an asshole”
Malachi Toliver sounds like he should be writing a poignant letter home in Ken Burns’ Civil War doc but my mans never has to buy a drink in Athens ever again
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Malachi Toliver sounds like he should be writing a poignant letter home in Ken Burns’ Civil War doc but my mans never has to buy a drink in Athens ever again
KALEN DEBOER JUST DID A SURRENDER COBRA
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
KALEN DEBOER JUST DID A SURRENDER COBRA
ok, i’m getting excited about our chances, and that’s something i promised i wouldn’t do. @uganihilist.bsky.social talk me up onto a ledge. tell me how this is all fixing to go to shit and spare no details
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
ok, i’m getting excited about our chances, and that’s something i promised i wouldn’t do. @uganihilist.bsky.social talk me up onto a ledge. tell me how this is all fixing to go to shit and spare no details
WEWEASE WODEWICK!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
WEWEASE WODEWICK!!!!
if you see this repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
if you see this repost with your model of positive masculinity
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This is great. Very few people want to go to jail, get disbarred or die for this regime. Make them fight you. They will cave.
www.ms.now/news/minneap...
www.ms.now/news/minneap...
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This is great. Very few people want to go to jail, get disbarred or die for this regime. Make them fight you. They will cave.
www.ms.now/news/minneap...
www.ms.now/news/minneap...
the guest picker on gameday should be that poor guy from the allstate ad whose boss acted all uppity when he barked at her
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
the guest picker on gameday should be that poor guy from the allstate ad whose boss acted all uppity when he barked at her
sorry, i’m not familiar with “Pippi Longstocking,” but can i introduce you to my friend “Tiffani Thigh-High”
This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
sorry, i’m not familiar with “Pippi Longstocking,” but can i introduce you to my friend “Tiffani Thigh-High”
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
just heard ke$ha's very earnest cover of holiday road and was like, what the fuck. lady, we all saw national lampoon's vacation. how dare you try to sing this song non-ironically
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
just heard ke$ha's very earnest cover of holiday road and was like, what the fuck. lady, we all saw national lampoon's vacation. how dare you try to sing this song non-ironically
*it happens around this time every year*
[yump yump yump yump]
what the f—
[wowmp wowmp wowmp wowmp]
no
[yump yump yump yump]
NOOOO
[yowmp yowmp yowmp yowmp]
FUCK IT'S WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME FUCK FUCK GET OUT OF HERE RUN
[yump yump yump yump]
what the f—
[wowmp wowmp wowmp wowmp]
no
[yump yump yump yump]
NOOOO
[yowmp yowmp yowmp yowmp]
FUCK IT'S WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME FUCK FUCK GET OUT OF HERE RUN
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
*it happens around this time every year*
[yump yump yump yump]
what the f—
[wowmp wowmp wowmp wowmp]
no
[yump yump yump yump]
NOOOO
[yowmp yowmp yowmp yowmp]
FUCK IT'S WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME FUCK FUCK GET OUT OF HERE RUN
[yump yump yump yump]
what the f—
[wowmp wowmp wowmp wowmp]
no
[yump yump yump yump]
NOOOO
[yowmp yowmp yowmp yowmp]
FUCK IT'S WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME FUCK FUCK GET OUT OF HERE RUN
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
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We don’t talk about just how many things Reagan broke nearly enough.
The bottom 90% lost a collective $79 trillion in wages over the past 50 years.
Why? Because the top 1% ate up an increasingly larger share of the national income — so that $79 trillion flowed to them instead of the working class.
The greatest trick of all is trickle-down economics.
Why? Because the top 1% ate up an increasingly larger share of the national income — so that $79 trillion flowed to them instead of the working class.
The greatest trick of all is trickle-down economics.
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
We don’t talk about just how many things Reagan broke nearly enough.
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Exactly. It's disingenuous to call it a purity test to say "You shouldn't be beholden to right-wing billionaires pushing right-wing policies and right-wing candidates."
newrepublic.com/article/2039...
newrepublic.com/article/2039...
No, Progressives Don’t Want “Purity.” They Just Want Some Courage.
When left-leaning Democrats complain about corporate influence, it’s not a “purity test.” It’s a demand for a better politics.
newrepublic.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Exactly. It's disingenuous to call it a purity test to say "You shouldn't be beholden to right-wing billionaires pushing right-wing policies and right-wing candidates."
newrepublic.com/article/2039...
newrepublic.com/article/2039...
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Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
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“It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
“It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.”
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
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They all know he’s fucking deranged. Every smiling rich prick there. And they still are groveling.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 AM
They all know he’s fucking deranged. Every smiling rich prick there. And they still are groveling.
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
not to cape up for Notre Dame or anything, but Catholics basically started Christianity. we the OGs of this shit. busta-ass Baptists need to back up or get jacked up
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
not to cape up for Notre Dame or anything, but Catholics basically started Christianity. we the OGs of this shit. busta-ass Baptists need to back up or get jacked up
this is a whole lot of words to say “i, a journalist, cannot be counted on to do basic research”
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
this is a whole lot of words to say “i, a journalist, cannot be counted on to do basic research”
JEFF LANDRY: We’re paying Brian Kelly $54 million not to coach. Not doing that again.
JIMMY SEXTON: Lane wants $91M over 7 years
LANDRY: OK, sounds good
SEXTON: And a bonus if the team he’s not coaching anymore kicks ass in the CFP
LANDRY: I mean, seems only fair
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
JIMMY SEXTON: Lane wants $91M over 7 years
LANDRY: OK, sounds good
SEXTON: And a bonus if the team he’s not coaching anymore kicks ass in the CFP
LANDRY: I mean, seems only fair
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
What’s in Lane Kiffin’s LSU contract? $13 million per year, bonus for Ole Miss CFP success
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry railed against Brian Kelly’s exorbitant contract. Now LSU is giving Lane Kiffin a more lucrative one.
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
JEFF LANDRY: We’re paying Brian Kelly $54 million not to coach. Not doing that again.
JIMMY SEXTON: Lane wants $91M over 7 years
LANDRY: OK, sounds good
SEXTON: And a bonus if the team he’s not coaching anymore kicks ass in the CFP
LANDRY: I mean, seems only fair
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
JIMMY SEXTON: Lane wants $91M over 7 years
LANDRY: OK, sounds good
SEXTON: And a bonus if the team he’s not coaching anymore kicks ass in the CFP
LANDRY: I mean, seems only fair
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...