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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 16h

Will anyone ever actually finish the idiom?

ONE BAD APPLE SPOILS THE BUNCH.

If this chat reflects some bad apples, THE WHOLE PARTY IS ROTTEN FOR KEEPING PEOPLE LIKE THIS AROUND.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

Q: Politico reported on a group chat of young Republicans. Does this just reflect some bad apples?

HOCHUL: Some bad apples? These are the future of the GOP. This is so vile it's hard to find the words to put into context ... there's gotta be consequences ... this bullshit has to stop.

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 23h

Apocryphal story that Jake Scott rode his motorcycle across the arches of Stegeman.

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 1d

Sadly my folks gave up the landline a couple of years ago. Easiest number ever.

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 2d

The advanced numbers on Miss-UGA showing it a close Dawg win don’t surprise me too much. The Vegas line kind of shocks me tho, to the point I’m maybe hoping they know more than I do? Have they seen UGA play this year? Don’t they know what mobile QBs like 🇹🇹 usually do to us?

Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 2d

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Chris Beiting @beit.ing · Feb 9

Mahomes sounds like Kenny Powers.

youtu.be/YhtauY5bZ7Q?...

Patrick Mahomes sounds like Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down

YouTube video by Tyler.Durden

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

The joke about how ICE agents use zip-ties bc their friends and family don’t trust them with keys was a good one.

Having Poehler and Fey around showed how much better the show is when pros are in the writing room.

Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 3d

'Hold my gun': Tina Fey's Kristi Noem opens up SNL with 'Old Yeller' joke at Noem's expense and ICE jokes. We can expect Trump and DHS to open an investigation into SNL for mocking Noem and ICE. I'm 100% serious. www.rawstory.com/snl-kristi-n...

'Hold my gun': Tina Fey's Kristi Noem opens up SNL with 'Old Yeller' shutdown joke

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler opened SNL as Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi, respectively, and they poked fun at the current drama over the shutdown."What if she is, though?" SNL's Noem asks as she enters into t...

www.rawstory.com

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

Final word on Georgia-Auburn

Clinteastwood Theunforgiven GIF

Alt: Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven saying Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.

media.tenor.com

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

In this analogy, I think Auburn is the teacher and you can’t stand them. Even though it was torture to watch, you kind of overdo the praise of the kid because you know the teacher had it way worse with all the rehearsals.

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

Auburn fans calling Tennessee fans

a woman is talking on a cell phone and says nine times ?

Alt: Ferris Bueller scene where Ferris’ mom is talking to Ed Rooney and each is saying “Nine times”

media.tenor.com

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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 3d

Notice how Gunner held onto the ball when he hit the goal line. That’s how you do it

#GODAWGS

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

lmao someone’s getting stabbed at Toomer’s Corner tonight

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

He just wants to make us sweat a little. Y’know, turn up the heat. Make us feel uncomfortable.

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

this mf said iff

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

But enough about Opelika sex workers!
/yanks collar out so far it slices my head straight lff

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve come around completely.

I am now embracing Glenn Schumann’s “hey guys lets look like a monkey fucking a football for almost a half, then become the ‘85 Bears” strategy.

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

Fantastic jinx by McDonough there

Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

Wow that was so fucking shitty Kirby what a dick

Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

Well tonight may not be the asswhipping Georgia is due, though we may still lose.

Next week, however, our old friend Joey Freshwater will surely twist the knife. Whatever the line is, take the Rebs.

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

[alabama holds like crazy and never gets called for it]

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

Narrow the goalposts. That kick should have been a challenge but Woodring drilled it like a chip shot. Good kickers are too good.

Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

Ok my immediate thought was Newsome did another of those written-in-the-style-of-Trump-posts and called himself that kind of as a joke (like Trump says “YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT”).

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

Of course they rule it a TD immediately lmao

Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

I appreciate Auburn’s commitment to punching themselves in the balls over and over again to match Georgia’s energy.

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

Daylin Everette might have more automatic first down penalties than anyone in the nation and he deserved every single one.

Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 3d

Ok so now we get a half of makeup calls? Whatever