Malört Sommelier
@sippingmalorts.bsky.social
It's (still) illegal to make me feel bad.
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"YOu just destroy and write CUM with the M turned upside down" is going to bang around in my brain for at least a month
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"YOu just destroy and write CUM with the M turned upside down" is going to bang around in my brain for at least a month
A strange post in that most of the Forever Covid people are still on The Everything Site
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A strange post in that most of the Forever Covid people are still on The Everything Site
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
Not boosting Menswear Guy because he annoys me, but that screenshot of Ryan Grim arguing with Grok is so incredibly embarrassing for Grim. Never hated him, but now I can't ever respect him again
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Not boosting Menswear Guy because he annoys me, but that screenshot of Ryan Grim arguing with Grok is so incredibly embarrassing for Grim. Never hated him, but now I can't ever respect him again
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And, scene defector.com/lets-check-i...
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
And, scene defector.com/lets-check-i...
Writers, subtext, cowards, etc. *sigh*
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Writers, subtext, cowards, etc. *sigh*
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saying "capitalism is good, capitalism is right, capitalism works" as they set fire to me inside the wicker man
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
saying "capitalism is good, capitalism is right, capitalism works" as they set fire to me inside the wicker man
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Kinda hard to really celebrate the death of a guy like Cheney knowing he won
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Kinda hard to really celebrate the death of a guy like Cheney knowing he won
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ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus
Laughing at the names of the lists she's on and thinking I probably want her off my feed too
Blocking hatemongers is one thing but this trend of using mass block lists to avoid hearing from people who might or might not hold points of view you expect to disagree with is unhealthy imo and hurts the platform.
Bluesky was better off with folks like Margaret Mitchell and Giada Pistilli on it.
Bluesky was better off with folks like Margaret Mitchell and Giada Pistilli on it.
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Laughing at the names of the lists she's on and thinking I probably want her off my feed too
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caleb williams fit a piss missile between four defenders when they absolutely needed it and they'll call this the Flacco game
3 passing TDs, 1 receiving TD, 53 yards rushing. swing on these nuts.
3 passing TDs, 1 receiving TD, 53 yards rushing. swing on these nuts.
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
caleb williams fit a piss missile between four defenders when they absolutely needed it and they'll call this the Flacco game
3 passing TDs, 1 receiving TD, 53 yards rushing. swing on these nuts.
3 passing TDs, 1 receiving TD, 53 yards rushing. swing on these nuts.
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bengals and bears was like watching two absolutely hammered dudes with beer guts swinging wildly at each other with their eyes closed outside a bar at closing time
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
bengals and bears was like watching two absolutely hammered dudes with beer guts swinging wildly at each other with their eyes closed outside a bar at closing time
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Watching Game 7
a man in a jaguars jersey holds a cup
ALT: a man in a jaguars jersey holds a cup
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Watching Game 7
Extra inning Game Seven? Oh this is Hell for those with rooting interests
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Extra inning Game Seven? Oh this is Hell for those with rooting interests
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Seeing repeated legal analysis of this now when so much can happen between now and 2028 that renders this One Weird Trick unpalatable is one of the most annoying parts about it.
this is paywalled, but I suppose this is the moronic “he could be elected vice president and then the president could resign” theory. I am mad at every lib law professor who has entertained this Rube-Goldberg bullshit
There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles
October 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Seeing repeated legal analysis of this now when so much can happen between now and 2028 that renders this One Weird Trick unpalatable is one of the most annoying parts about it.
SNAP discourse reveals a particular accepted reality of American life that doesn't actually apply to SNAP: anyone may be trying to scam anyone else at any given and there's no bigger humiliation than realizing it
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
SNAP discourse reveals a particular accepted reality of American life that doesn't actually apply to SNAP: anyone may be trying to scam anyone else at any given and there's no bigger humiliation than realizing it