Home. Warm. Talking to the guy I sent a genuine valentine to. Considering we met thru a fwb who we're both pissed off with we are actually building quite a friendship with strong sign's of affection. I know - spring is coming, the pigeons are shagging on my window, it probably won't last.
February 16, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Home. Warm. Talking to the guy I sent a genuine valentine to. Considering we met thru a fwb who we're both pissed off with we are actually building quite a friendship with strong sign's of affection. I know - spring is coming, the pigeons are shagging on my window, it probably won't last.
State sanctioned shagging, that’ll work. Why do none of these cunts wanna fix the country’s infrastructure?
mOrE wHiTe kIdS, dRiNkInG pIsS wAtEr!
mOrE wHiTe kIdS, dRiNkInG pIsS wAtEr!
February 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
State sanctioned shagging, that’ll work. Why do none of these cunts wanna fix the country’s infrastructure?
mOrE wHiTe kIdS, dRiNkInG pIsS wAtEr!
mOrE wHiTe kIdS, dRiNkInG pIsS wAtEr!
One flaw of The Lost Daughter was Jessie Buckley's affair didn't seem quite so self-actualising when Peter Sarsgaard was the one she was shagging. That's just common sense.
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
One flaw of The Lost Daughter was Jessie Buckley's affair didn't seem quite so self-actualising when Peter Sarsgaard was the one she was shagging. That's just common sense.
The Trump admin is all about shagging and frauding. Immigrants are collateral damage to distract from the shagging and frauding.
February 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
The Trump admin is all about shagging and frauding. Immigrants are collateral damage to distract from the shagging and frauding.
I’m so proud that their strategy of shagging anything in sight finally paid off!!
The first Kākāpō born in 4 years was born yesterday 💓💓💓
February 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I’m so proud that their strategy of shagging anything in sight finally paid off!!
I’m so happy that their strategy of shagging anything in sight worked for them
February 16, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I’m so happy that their strategy of shagging anything in sight worked for them
Woke up in the middle of Dartmoor, and joined the Mountain Rescue team for a night hike with local ghost stories (all of which seemed to occur within 100ft of our camp spot)
February 16, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Woke up in the middle of Dartmoor, and joined the Mountain Rescue team for a night hike with local ghost stories (all of which seemed to occur within 100ft of our camp spot)
I was foreman too !
Ours was regarding one neighbour (not mine I hasten to add) cutting brake pipes on another neighbours car.
They were all basically bored (unemployed) & shagging each other & trying to get the other in trouble 🙈
Ours was regarding one neighbour (not mine I hasten to add) cutting brake pipes on another neighbours car.
They were all basically bored (unemployed) & shagging each other & trying to get the other in trouble 🙈
February 16, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I was foreman too !
Ours was regarding one neighbour (not mine I hasten to add) cutting brake pipes on another neighbours car.
They were all basically bored (unemployed) & shagging each other & trying to get the other in trouble 🙈
Ours was regarding one neighbour (not mine I hasten to add) cutting brake pipes on another neighbours car.
They were all basically bored (unemployed) & shagging each other & trying to get the other in trouble 🙈
It LIVES I'm a genius ive created the world's first NickMikey - one problem it keeps shagging itself and one else gets a look in 😅
a man in a white wig and goggles with the nick logo behind him
ALT: a man in a white wig and goggles with the nick logo behind him
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February 16, 2026 at 8:56 AM
It LIVES I'm a genius ive created the world's first NickMikey - one problem it keeps shagging itself and one else gets a look in 😅
The irony being that 15 of our 26 man squad are migrants to the UK plus of course the manager. Bunch of moronic, flag shagging tw*ts.
February 16, 2026 at 7:36 AM
The irony being that 15 of our 26 man squad are migrants to the UK plus of course the manager. Bunch of moronic, flag shagging tw*ts.
RARE PARROT SHAGGING SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!
The first Kākāpō born in 4 years was born yesterday 💓💓💓
February 16, 2026 at 5:25 AM
RARE PARROT SHAGGING SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree with the first part, but not the second.
He might admire and take funding from Russia, but he'd never fuck off there. He somehow thinks he's true British and belongs here with his flag-shagging admirers (he doesn't). He's far more likely to go to America, if anywhere.
He might admire and take funding from Russia, but he'd never fuck off there. He somehow thinks he's true British and belongs here with his flag-shagging admirers (he doesn't). He's far more likely to go to America, if anywhere.
February 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I agree with the first part, but not the second.
He might admire and take funding from Russia, but he'd never fuck off there. He somehow thinks he's true British and belongs here with his flag-shagging admirers (he doesn't). He's far more likely to go to America, if anywhere.
He might admire and take funding from Russia, but he'd never fuck off there. He somehow thinks he's true British and belongs here with his flag-shagging admirers (he doesn't). He's far more likely to go to America, if anywhere.
As opposed to the sheep shagging leader?
February 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
As opposed to the sheep shagging leader?
Norman your into shagging your own family like the Tillys!
February 15, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Norman your into shagging your own family like the Tillys!
#IsmuasMonthOfMusic 🎼
#MusicChallenge 🎶
A song you disliked at first
A dancehall song about shagging women and smoking weed that couldn’t be less relatable to me. But I eventually found it irresistible. Despite the swaggering braggadocio it’s a really *pretty* tune.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=m6qL...
#MusicChallenge 🎶
A song you disliked at first
A dancehall song about shagging women and smoking weed that couldn’t be less relatable to me. But I eventually found it irresistible. Despite the swaggering braggadocio it’s a really *pretty* tune.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=m6qL...
Like Glue (2012 Remaster)
YouTube video by Sean Paul - Topic
m.youtube.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM
#IsmuasMonthOfMusic 🎼
#MusicChallenge 🎶
A song you disliked at first
A dancehall song about shagging women and smoking weed that couldn’t be less relatable to me. But I eventually found it irresistible. Despite the swaggering braggadocio it’s a really *pretty* tune.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=m6qL...
#MusicChallenge 🎶
A song you disliked at first
A dancehall song about shagging women and smoking weed that couldn’t be less relatable to me. But I eventually found it irresistible. Despite the swaggering braggadocio it’s a really *pretty* tune.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=m6qL...
🤖 Justice delos Santos
Some Bryce Eldridge batting practice from this morning. He was also shagging fly balls out in right field today, albeit with his first-base mitt.
Some Bryce Eldridge batting practice from this morning. He was also shagging fly balls out in right field today, albeit with his first-base mitt.
February 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
🤖 Justice delos Santos
Some Bryce Eldridge batting practice from this morning. He was also shagging fly balls out in right field today, albeit with his first-base mitt.
Some Bryce Eldridge batting practice from this morning. He was also shagging fly balls out in right field today, albeit with his first-base mitt.
well I was having a great time until my friends got kicked out for shagging in the toilet
February 15, 2026 at 8:21 PM
well I was having a great time until my friends got kicked out for shagging in the toilet
They’d run out if they had a million. You put out free souvenirs. They’re gonna disappear.
You think these cats are shagging that much? They’re saving these for later.
You think these cats are shagging that much? They’re saving these for later.
February 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
They’d run out if they had a million. You put out free souvenirs. They’re gonna disappear.
You think these cats are shagging that much? They’re saving these for later.
You think these cats are shagging that much? They’re saving these for later.
But like, I've enjoyed or loved several adaptations of #JaneEyre which has been one of my favourite books for 35 years. But I probably wouldn't be on board with an adaptation where Jane was idk like a hot confident bitch who was shagging Edward the whole time? Some things are inherently wrong
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
But like, I've enjoyed or loved several adaptations of #JaneEyre which has been one of my favourite books for 35 years. But I probably wouldn't be on board with an adaptation where Jane was idk like a hot confident bitch who was shagging Edward the whole time? Some things are inherently wrong
Good to see you are keeping the standards up by not shagging mediocre men.
February 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Good to see you are keeping the standards up by not shagging mediocre men.
The delusion of my friend thinking his current obsession, a man shagging him behind partner's back, is telling the truth that he's the only other person he's shagging and thinks it means he's special 😭
February 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
The delusion of my friend thinking his current obsession, a man shagging him behind partner's back, is telling the truth that he's the only other person he's shagging and thinks it means he's special 😭
they have been shagging on the pond quite a bit of late so not entirely suprised #lesbianducks
February 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
they have been shagging on the pond quite a bit of late so not entirely suprised #lesbianducks
We also have a long history of shagging each other.
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
We also have a long history of shagging each other.
There argument well it sells papers.
Listen if you're buying a newspaper to work out which celebrity is shagging who. I have serious concerns about your mental acuity.
Listen if you're buying a newspaper to work out which celebrity is shagging who. I have serious concerns about your mental acuity.
February 15, 2026 at 4:20 PM
There argument well it sells papers.
Listen if you're buying a newspaper to work out which celebrity is shagging who. I have serious concerns about your mental acuity.
Listen if you're buying a newspaper to work out which celebrity is shagging who. I have serious concerns about your mental acuity.
Can I be iPoof's disapproving aunty Joan all filthy looks and shagging the best men 😅
a woman wearing a hat and a purple dress is sitting in a netflix ad
ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a purple dress is sitting in a netflix ad
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February 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Can I be iPoof's disapproving aunty Joan all filthy looks and shagging the best men 😅