Matt Bell
@mattbellviolinist.bsky.social
Electric violinist, singer, songwriter, composer, weirdo
You’re two heartbeats away from the presidency. Following the news literally is your job.
His feigned ignorance is disturbing. He definitely needs to be removed.
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You’re two heartbeats away from the presidency. Following the news literally is your job.
They should get jobs, then. That’s what they tell me when I need liquid cash on hand.
The billionaires do not have liquid cash on hand. They own assets and investments. Those assets and investments are responsible for 25-30% of the job market. You wonder why things are expensive? It’s because government is involved.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
They should get jobs, then. That’s what they tell me when I need liquid cash on hand.
Absolutely. I’ve met some of my best friends on social media.
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Absolutely. I’ve met some of my best friends on social media.
Nearly every one of my heroes I have met have been amazing human beings.
I’m friends with most of them now.
I’m friends with most of them now.
Screw "never meeting your heroes." What were some times you met your heroes and they were super cool?
May 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Nearly every one of my heroes I have met have been amazing human beings.
I’m friends with most of them now.
I’m friends with most of them now.
Six, duh.
What’s the correct number of strings on a violin?
February 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Six, duh.
Just found the subreddit r/crappymusic
Now I have to scroll through with the sinking feeling I’m going to find one of my songs. Lol
Now I have to scroll through with the sinking feeling I’m going to find one of my songs. Lol
January 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just found the subreddit r/crappymusic
Now I have to scroll through with the sinking feeling I’m going to find one of my songs. Lol
Now I have to scroll through with the sinking feeling I’m going to find one of my songs. Lol
I know this is a joke, but it’s a good time to remind folks that Patrick Mahomes is 6’2” 225 lbs, runs a 4.8s 40, and would put the average American in intensive care if they tried to tackle him.
Eagles: Sign me for one play. I will break parrick mahomes like a twig. I will take whatever death the NFL has in store for me. My going rate is $20 and 2 slices of pizza.
January 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I know this is a joke, but it’s a good time to remind folks that Patrick Mahomes is 6’2” 225 lbs, runs a 4.8s 40, and would put the average American in intensive care if they tried to tackle him.
Reposted by Matt Bell
"Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."
— Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book 🎧
— Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book 🎧
January 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."
— Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book 🎧
— Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book 🎧
Reposted by Matt Bell
Let’s be honest. No one ACTUALLY likes their E string, right?
January 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Let’s be honest. No one ACTUALLY likes their E string, right?
Ah, my spirit animal.
January 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Ah, my spirit animal.
Fun day on the slopes with the fam!
January 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Fun day on the slopes with the fam!
Oh boy.
I really needed this poem today and maybe you do too? "Good Bones," by the wonderful Maggie Smith. www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
January 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Oh boy.
Rest in Peace, President Carter.
Well done, good and faithful servant.
Well done, good and faithful servant.
January 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Rest in Peace, President Carter.
Well done, good and faithful servant.
Well done, good and faithful servant.
Can you use a wah pedal on an electric violin?
January 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Can you use a wah pedal on an electric violin?
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if you really dedicate yourself to an instrument you can, over many years of rigorous practice, become so skilled that you can only produce music that is completely unlistenable
December 29, 2024 at 5:40 AM
if you really dedicate yourself to an instrument you can, over many years of rigorous practice, become so skilled that you can only produce music that is completely unlistenable
Algeria. Algeria has universal health coverage. The US doesn’t.
Ghana. India. Romania. Mexico. Cuba.
They all have universal health coverage.
Ghana. India. Romania. Mexico. Cuba.
They all have universal health coverage.
December 14, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Algeria. Algeria has universal health coverage. The US doesn’t.
Ghana. India. Romania. Mexico. Cuba.
They all have universal health coverage.
Ghana. India. Romania. Mexico. Cuba.
They all have universal health coverage.
I’ve probably watched a total of 6 hours of s*ccer in my life, most of it against my will. The algorithm, drunkenly, I assume, is feeding me a steady diet of… yeah.
I’m not even using the word. I don’t want to feed the monster.
I’m not even using the word. I don’t want to feed the monster.
December 12, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I’ve probably watched a total of 6 hours of s*ccer in my life, most of it against my will. The algorithm, drunkenly, I assume, is feeding me a steady diet of… yeah.
I’m not even using the word. I don’t want to feed the monster.
I’m not even using the word. I don’t want to feed the monster.
When you’re booked for a Masquerade party…
December 11, 2024 at 3:21 AM
When you’re booked for a Masquerade party…
If you can’t plug your fiddle in, what are you even doing with your life?
December 3, 2024 at 5:22 PM
If you can’t plug your fiddle in, what are you even doing with your life?
Headed out to play with Mikele Buck tonight!
November 23, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Headed out to play with Mikele Buck tonight!
Touching up the Deninzon electric violin concerto for a performance… with limited success.
November 22, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Touching up the Deninzon electric violin concerto for a performance… with limited success.
