#cheerios
every single ‘outraged’ individual on my city’s local news blogs is some white dude (who’s a TERRIBLE speller) just mad at the world & looking to pick a fight w/somebody, as if somebody took a giant piss in their Cheerios & they want revenge. 🙄
February 18, 2026 at 8:26 AM
At least she wasn’t mixing Cheerios and Count Chocula. Those would be cereal experiments…

Alternate caption:

“And you don’t seem to understand…”
February 18, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Sometimes I get excited for the silliest reasons. Tomorrow I get to open up my box of Honey Nut Cheerios for breakfast. <3
February 18, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Great Grains had actual pecans, almonds and dates. I don't think there was ever another like it. Dates not raisins, and real nuts. I put nuts in the cereal I eat now because of it, the boring stuff like corn flakes, rice krispies, Cheerios and the most boring cereal of all... shredded wheat.
February 18, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Like Cheerios?
February 18, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Here is a visual for grocery prices soaring under Trump. One box of Cheerios at a time.
February 18, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Oh, I want some cheerios tomorrow
February 18, 2026 at 3:27 AM
To normies, the appeal of Newsom is almost entirely that he made a convincing public performance of giving the finger to Trump. They don’t see other politicians pissing in his cheerios in quite as obvious way as Gavin, and they want revenge
I don't think anyone on here actively wants Gavin Newsom to be president. In fact I think they're just saying the name of the last guy they saw on TV who seemed half smart and could string a functional sentence together
February 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
:: person who has had two donuts, a diet coke and a bowl of cheerios today ::

I don’t feel so great I hope I’m not getting sick
February 18, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Well, when it comes to the base of the cereals, I agree there hasn’t been anything new in decades. But they have gotten pretty innovative with flavor variations of cereals. For example, there must be like 10 different flavors of Cheerios now.
I spend a lot of time looking through newspaper archives, and something that has become starkly evident to me is that there has been very little BREAKFAST CEREAL innovation in the last 15 years. It's essentially just retreads and variants.

What's the last true great cereal concept you can think of?
February 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Call me Cheerios the way I make my Honey Nut
February 18, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Hear me out... Flamin' hot cheerios
February 18, 2026 at 2:13 AM
On the next episode - “The Mystery Of The Stolen Cheerios”! Come watch Bert and Ernie get to the bottom of the missing treat mystery!
February 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
1) Captain Crunch’s Oops All Berries (for the concept and the memes),
2) Lucky Charms All Marshmallows,
3) Rice Krispies Treats Cereal (it took the best thing thing and made it cereal)
4) Cookie Crisp (it’s cookies in milk, it’s genius)
5) Flavored Chex and Cheerios options
February 18, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Sure, I make and eat "fancy" food, but I'm certainly not above canned corn and chocolate Cheerios for supper 😏 I did fancy it up a bit with poachies and avocado on rye, I guess. Whaddya gonna do?

#food
#fancy
February 18, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Who peed in his Cheerios
February 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I'm so happy y'all couldn't even upset me with pissy Cheerios
February 18, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I think maybe just putting protein in cereals that generally didn't have much.

Both the Magic Spoon kinds (which are vile) and versions of existing cereals like Protein Cheerios.
February 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
For me, it's high quality at low price. Joe's Os also somehow improved the Cheerios flavor for like, 12% of the cost. Puffins has protein and a flavor/texture profile I've never seen duplicated. Trader Joes also does some nice seasonal cereals with fruit. I have never been disappointed.
February 17, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Doesnt cheerios have no gluten?
February 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Bonus Cheerios -
February 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
ate Cheerios for breakfast, wrecked the roof of my mouth
February 17, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Cheerios had a frosted lemon flavor last spring/summer that was pretty good. I think the lack of new stuff is due to "wellness" trends like food scanning apps; it's hard to make something new when 15 different apps are here to tell you riboflavin will give you turbo-cancer.
February 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
The billionaires will start hosting cheerios parties to fill the gap!
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM