#blart
I guess that only leaves paul blart mall cop
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
golden globes did NOT give a best podcast nom to the annual holiday classic Til Death Do Us Blart so its an invalid award imo
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Paul Blart
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no stars (wars nor trek), LOTR, or Marvel

All of these within the last four years of my movie streak (just don’t count Spiderman) + practically any film I watched as a child
December 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
God blart us, everyone
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
David Lynch still should have made Paul Blart
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Paul Blart, ISP agent.
We got you that Star Wars toy you wanted for Christmas, son, we got you the doll based off this guy:
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I wanna wish you a mall cop christmas from the segway of my blart
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Or say that you enjoyed the Minecraft Movie to a degree because it is dumb fun and also isn't going to be "The death of Cinema". (Same people who gas up Paul Blart btw)
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I want to watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Tubi, please bring back Paul Blart: Mall Cop!! I only missed it by like a week

I need funny scenarios to help me make Kruller daydreams and animatics 🙏🙏
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
BLART WHAT THE DEVIL ARE YOU DOING ON THAT CONFOUNDED COMPUTER TABLET DEVICE?

Hawk Tuah man!

Mmmm boy! *Nom*

Heh heh after 487 seasons they still got it
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
🔹🔷🔹 Postin' some blart 🔹🔷🔹
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This month I'm turning raiders into silly kitschy ornaments for my overlay tree! My finished ones so far
#blart #baubles
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Paul Blart or Paul from Petscop
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I'm researching Spotify alternatives, but I needed to post a weirdly proud personal stat

TOP 3% BITCHES
@justinmcelroy.bsky.social

#DeathBlart #TheShadowmanIsREAL
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Blart?
a blurred image of a paul blatt 2 mall cop
ALT: a blurred image of a paul blatt 2 mall cop
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
blart
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
for those of us who aren't docs: Kisunla (donanemab) infusion is a monthly intravenous treatment for early Alzheimer's disease (mild cognitive impairment). I think you are on to something Egg Blart!
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
🎶Crawling in the Blart looking for the answers🎶
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
BLART WHAT THE DEVIL ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT COMPUTER TABLET DEVICE
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Bixel Blart? 👽
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Upon reflection, I should be thankful that my wife (then girlfriend) didn't break up with me after I insisted we watch the first Paul Blart in a theater.
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
ALWAYS BET ON BLART
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM