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Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭

@scooterbones.bsky.social

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Union dog, and proud Free Palestine Patria o Muerte Uncle Ho's Goodest Boy

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Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 16h

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Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 17h

The absurd theatrics over the last two years of trying to triangulate a consistent moderate position as Israel drilled it's public image straight into Hell. Can't take any of those clowns seriously.

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 17h

For a lot of people experiencing 98% racism is not distinguishable from 99%.

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 17h

It's just that skit from Broad City about the millionaire diaper fetishist, but with all our basic needs and means of physical security

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 1d

Just read some of the story of Donald Triplett, the first person explicitly diagnosed as autistic. In high school he made a practice of walking up to someone, announcing that he had assigned them a number, then walking away with no further explanation.

What a baller. Certified pimp.

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Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 1d

McFly?! Is there anybody in there?! Hello!

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 1d

Well I'm employed aren't I? j/k

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 1d

Going to guess it's about 50/50 actual pedophiles and people that don't read the news

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 1d

Crockett is a bizarre figure. I know literally nothing about her except white people posting her epic clap backs. Do any of these people have a job?

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Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 1d

Code that turns on the printer that dispenses instructions from the paper towel holder. Are you new here?

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 1d

He longs for the locker; yearns for it

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Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 2d

A remarkable amount, yes

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 2d

Let him cook

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 2d

What if Trump deported the ppl who were going to build the ballroom and he just has to leave it that way

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 2d

Don't know what elextions are like in Maine. I'm assuming it's like five old guys in fisherman's hats, three of which are named Clem, that have all voted for Collins for the last eight elections for entirely obscure, personal reasons

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know about punches but he can probably cause your cows to miscarry

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 2d

I'd want the show to start with a record scratch, it's about not building. Just interviews with guys that own plots of land that decided not to build anything and just vibe with the trees and grass

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 2d

This would have been too on the nose in Robocop

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 2d

What can one say but Oof

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Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 2d

You have Nixon to kick around again!

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Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 2d

He's a Republican that LARPs Death Wish

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 2d

Cuomo trying to outdo HRC in being such a personally despicable public figure they inspire more social progress than we've seen in decades

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Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 2d

These appalling photos show how little damage Joe Biden did to the White House during his term

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 2d

Hindu jacketing is a new one, give Cuomo that

Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social · 2d

If you were communists maybe you wouldn't be losing those things