<Ahnold voice>
Your partner is dead
Your partner is dead
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
<Ahnold voice>
Your partner is dead
Your partner is dead
His ex-GF left him for Don Jr, photo-ops of him personally destroying homeless tents and possessions, though they're directed at Donald his slurs and insults are just as childish. Would rather see AHnold or even Jerry Brown than anything Gavin related... with one exception:
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
His ex-GF left him for Don Jr, photo-ops of him personally destroying homeless tents and possessions, though they're directed at Donald his slurs and insults are just as childish. Would rather see AHnold or even Jerry Brown than anything Gavin related... with one exception:
In the immortal words of Ahnold, "...it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven?"
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
In the immortal words of Ahnold, "...it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven?"
So proud that my hometown can claim a movie as high-tier dogshit as Jingle All The Way but boy am I glad Ahnold didn’t see me cowering in my Little Tykes playhouse sneaking in a stogie!
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So proud that my hometown can claim a movie as high-tier dogshit as Jingle All The Way but boy am I glad Ahnold didn’t see me cowering in my Little Tykes playhouse sneaking in a stogie!
Bottom line: America may be in a tough cycle, but it is NOT Weimar. The guardrails are still strong, ja. Just for clarity, my ChatGPT is name Ahnold for fairly obvious reasons...
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Bottom line: America may be in a tough cycle, but it is NOT Weimar. The guardrails are still strong, ja. Just for clarity, my ChatGPT is name Ahnold for fairly obvious reasons...
I showed Irish TWINS the other day, he hadn’t seen it before! Peak cinema was the Ahnold & DeVito era
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I showed Irish TWINS the other day, he hadn’t seen it before! Peak cinema was the Ahnold & DeVito era
If this means America can recall Trump in favor of Ahnold I'm okay with it. Keep going with that Demolition Man timeline.
(Yes I know that's not how it works don't @ me.)
(Yes I know that's not how it works don't @ me.)
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If this means America can recall Trump in favor of Ahnold I'm okay with it. Keep going with that Demolition Man timeline.
(Yes I know that's not how it works don't @ me.)
(Yes I know that's not how it works don't @ me.)
Two recent Tynion (and a ton of others) GNs. Exquisite Corpses is like 'Purge x Ahnold Running Man' so mostly fancy killers + victims, but it's got potential. Let this One be a Devil is a cool historical look at the Jersey Devil, kinda overlapping meta/folk tales, neat approach, done in one book.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Two recent Tynion (and a ton of others) GNs. Exquisite Corpses is like 'Purge x Ahnold Running Man' so mostly fancy killers + victims, but it's got potential. Let this One be a Devil is a cool historical look at the Jersey Devil, kinda overlapping meta/folk tales, neat approach, done in one book.
MK has the same charm you’d get from an over the top action film with Stallone or Ahnold.. However past that, it’s just all over the place and competitive play is not something I wanna watch.
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
MK has the same charm you’d get from an over the top action film with Stallone or Ahnold.. However past that, it’s just all over the place and competitive play is not something I wanna watch.
Ahnold and Danny, do they count
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ahnold and Danny, do they count
I can't stop laughing at that pic of Ahnold. 💀
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't stop laughing at that pic of Ahnold. 💀
I'd argue that the recall election was more wide-open. Ahnold managed to win with what was a very moderate republican platform with an emphasis on environmentalism. He did pivot pretty hard in his second term to garbage 21st Century GOP grift tho (sell land, kill unions, etc)
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'd argue that the recall election was more wide-open. Ahnold managed to win with what was a very moderate republican platform with an emphasis on environmentalism. He did pivot pretty hard in his second term to garbage 21st Century GOP grift tho (sell land, kill unions, etc)
Can’t help thinking of Saturday Night Live (US) and Hans und Franz, imitating Ahnold:
"Vee are Hans und Franz, ja, vee are going to Pump You Up!!"
"Vee are Hans und Franz, ja, vee are going to Pump You Up!!"
a group of men are standing next to each other on a stage and dancing .
Alt: a group of men are standing next to each other on a stage and dancing .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Can’t help thinking of Saturday Night Live (US) and Hans und Franz, imitating Ahnold:
"Vee are Hans und Franz, ja, vee are going to Pump You Up!!"
"Vee are Hans und Franz, ja, vee are going to Pump You Up!!"
Ja, everyone loves Ahnold.
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Ja, everyone loves Ahnold.
[Ahnold Voice From Total Recall] Giff Skeep de Powah
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
[Ahnold Voice From Total Recall] Giff Skeep de Powah
I know this is the wrong energy for it, but I'm hearing that in the Ahnold "it's not a toumah" voice and it's hilarious
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I know this is the wrong energy for it, but I'm hearing that in the Ahnold "it's not a toumah" voice and it's hilarious
Because *Ahnold voice* SHE'LL BE BACK.
MTG for president 2032
MTG for president 2032
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Because *Ahnold voice* SHE'LL BE BACK.
MTG for president 2032
MTG for president 2032
Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the spectrum, there’s Androids. If you’ve played any of the games you know they can be anything on a scale from 2B, Motoko Kusanagi, or Ahnold to a my-size gunpla model, but the description for them is so bog standard, and Kireek here isn’t super inspiring.
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the spectrum, there’s Androids. If you’ve played any of the games you know they can be anything on a scale from 2B, Motoko Kusanagi, or Ahnold to a my-size gunpla model, but the description for them is so bog standard, and Kireek here isn’t super inspiring.
this is....a very good question. time to watch ahnold be conan!
or ask my brother about it!
or ask my brother about it!
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
this is....a very good question. time to watch ahnold be conan!
or ask my brother about it!
or ask my brother about it!
As Ahnold himself might have said, "Tall me aboud it."
Turns out the realisation that your entire way of making a living has, over the course of 12 months, completely unravelled, due to no fault of your own, is a half-decent motivator for being a bit creative on social media...
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
As Ahnold himself might have said, "Tall me aboud it."
One time I went to Halloween paintball dressed as Ned Flanders, and the other team, which included Ahnold the governator, ganged up on me.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
One time I went to Halloween paintball dressed as Ned Flanders, and the other team, which included Ahnold the governator, ganged up on me.
Very hard to match the star power of Ahnold, even if you’re rappelling down the face of a building in nothing but a towel.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Very hard to match the star power of Ahnold, even if you’re rappelling down the face of a building in nothing but a towel.
another first-time AHNOLD film for me tonight, The Running Man! a film that said hey what if there was a dystopian future but Arnie just kinda didn't realise he was in one
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
another first-time AHNOLD film for me tonight, The Running Man! a film that said hey what if there was a dystopian future but Arnie just kinda didn't realise he was in one
Ahnold the Austrian
promoting ice?
promoting ice?
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Ahnold the Austrian
promoting ice?
promoting ice?
this is just "a terminator (you think Ahnold is sexy)"
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
this is just "a terminator (you think Ahnold is sexy)"